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K, I wrote the Demo and the Scout just now & the Sniper and revising the other verses a few days ago. The rest was written forever ago. Probably continue to tweak and have to change some parts if I want to record it (I would need at least one other person to switch off verses with but you gotta have mad skills) but its solid groundwork…
Scottish black cyclops, of the apocolypse dark as Lock Ness, I fear no crockets Straight alcoholicness I pack bottle **** I drink a lotta swigs then I beat you all with it Sticky icky — my **** is the bomb Lay it down tricky in a second you’re gone I’m the don, the boss, the big hoss daddy Takin heads, slayin dead medieval on you laddy – I’m cappin’ points fist full of pain train shovel to my head — I play so insane shotgun and male reproductive organ or hit you with a rocket stop em when I drop em got blood out the sockets demos targe? I’m at large lead the charge buff banner them boys scatter when you call me sarge I came here to win — you understand men? so step off my point or inform your next of kin – Woah there GI I think your brain took some shrapnel I’m the point man cap points quicker than I cap fools force of nature, I’ll race ya, you’re too late ya cut I don’t hate ya you’re too easy to flank ya cuz were I grew up —we don’t get blew up no time to screw up — bonk, I drink two up got balls I’m the sprinter stick to defense sir I’m an all star hitter but I need a dispenser! Log in to see images! Time for an update it’s the fate of the engie straight don’t hesitate when I build a sentry I run these guns to perforate my enemy cooperation motivation when I make my entry wrench plenty it’s a must so you can’t bust this and if you do Imma deal you frontier justice dispenser up that’s wasup got supplies on deck bring fire my desire so we keep them spys in check – Pyro here comin clear with the mask off burn up this mic like I backblast that bum off hot tempered cinder but I’m a cold winner mean as the devil bringin hell to the sinners so keep your distance — but don’t stare son or you sizzle when I hit you with this flare gun A spy stabbin me? Yeah I dare one I set the whole world ablaze — and I don’t spare none Log in to see images! Big, hard and heavy keep it spinnin’ on the ready Try to step to me and I shoot this burst steady two girls like lezzies and you better not touch ‘em this whole team is babies time for me to crush ‘em Suckers get to close – you know I punch ‘em I’m droppin’ sandviches so my teammates can munch ‘em it’s nothin, I’m buffin, with my boy medic so step up to the mic cuz you’re a team credit – It’s the medic no doubt here to help you out I pick you up when you down that’s what I’m about They call me sawbones cuz I got the knack over here heavy — but first show your back too late you died and fyi I’m the spy look like the other guy but don’t believe your eyes you’re out of luck, you get stuck like none other the last words you hear — I ****ed your mother Log in to see images! Saw it comin mate, clear from a distance have a g’day sprayed with a jar I ****ed in I’m a wiz with my wiz you can’t inviz this you’re outlived gettin shived in an instant six feet down under, you attack and fail I prevail, hard as nails like Saxton Hale See a spot for shot so with that I bail sendin rounds cross town like package mail
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Posted On: 10/25/2011 7:57AM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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You should stop posting. |
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Posted On: 10/25/2011 11:30AM | View Bear's Profile | # | ||||||
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Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/25/2011 12:10PM | View cya's Profile | # | ||||||
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This=Log in to see images! |
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Posted On: 10/25/2011 4:18PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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Uh huh |
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Posted On: 10/25/2011 11:55PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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You should stop. |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 7:06PM | View iDavid's Profile | # | ||||||
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Nuh huh |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 7:35PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Celerysteve Posted:
Uh huh |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 9:39PM | sdgrbbum09 | # | ||||||
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Steve, where’s that C’mon **** a Trout thing? |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 11:33PM | View Ricket's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ricket Posted:
Never mind, found that ****. |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 11:41PM | View Ricket's Profile | # | ||||||
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I know the **** is tight. Might need a touch up one or two places if I was to be critical. I understand though; sometimes the entertainment value of being a dildo outweighs the alternative. |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 11:57PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Ricket Posted:
Hope you didn’t look to hard. It has been in my sig for about a year now. |
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Posted On: 10/26/2011 11:58PM | View Celerysteve's Profile | # | ||||||
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Celerysteve Posted:
That’s where I found it. Log in to see images! |
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