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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Libyan rebels are still hunting for the elusive Moammar Gadhafi, and international authorities have expressed concern about securing Libya’s suspected stockpiles of dangerous weapons.

In the meantime, rebels have made a curious find at Gadhafi’s Tripoli compound which they seized earlier this week: a photo album devoted to images of former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice.

Then Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice met with Libyan leader Moammar Gadhafi in Tripoli …

Apparently, Gadhafi was quite admiring of Rice, who met with him in September 2008 in Tripoli, where they shared a post-Ramadan dinner.

“It was only three short years ago that Rice shared a late-night dinner with Gadhafi to break the Ramadan fast,” the Washington Post’s Jason Ukman wrote on Wednesday.

“In a 2007 interview with al-Jazeera television, Gadhafi spoke of Rice in glowing terms,” MSNBC’s David Arnott wrote Thursday:

“I support my darling black African woman,” Gadhafi told al-Jazeera. “I admire and am very proud of the way she leans back and gives orders to the Arab leaders … Leezza, Leezza, Leezza. ... I love her very much. I admire her and I’m proud of her because she’s a black woman of African origin.”

Photos of Condi Rice found at Gadhafi’s Tripoli compound Aug. 24. (Ammar Abd Rabbo/Abaca)

Gadhafi has also spoken fondly of President Barack Obama, calling him “our dear son,” as in this April 2011 letter he wrote to Obama, first reported by the bumociated Press, in which he complained about NATO air strikes on his country:

“Our son, Excellency, President Obama, U.S.A,” Gadhafi wrote. “We have been hurt more morally than physically because of what had happened against us in both deeds and words by you. Despite all this, you will always remain our son whatever happened. We still pray that you continue to be president of the U.S.A. We endeavor and hope that you will gain victory in the new election campaign.”

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http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/rebels-gadhafi-stash-photos-condi-rice-once-called-145644791.html

For the life of me, I cannot get the image of Gadhaffi jerking off to Condaleezza Rice out of my head.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

From one of those emails that get pbumed along by your parents because they just found out about email Posted:

Colonel Gaddafi recently gave a mighty speech that Western news networks failed to cover in full. Unfortunately these networks cowardly cut away when their translators began crying, shaking or otherwise showing signs of imminent mental collapse, and so missed what was quite possibly Gaddafi’s greatest contribution to mankind.

In the middle of this masterpiece of Libyan oratory the G-man deftly slipped in a run of no less than 32 dog puns, stealing the record previously held by Mr Andy Zaltzman. For your undoubted enjoyment I provide for you both a translation and the original Arabic.

Elo my dear and loyal supporters, I speak to you today about the many

trials facing our glorious country of late.

It is clear that these protests are being bankrolled by al-Qaeda and

the Taliban, even now these Afghans hound me; the picard waving

protesters being little more than terrierist themselves. And yet another

threat looms on the horizon, the great American bully sends his black

mouthed curs to spread their borzoi-see agenda. These cretins anger me

beyond belief, even now I cannot hear the cretan sounds coming from

their mouths without clenching my fists. The English setter terrible

example in western imperialism that the Americans seem determined to

follow, not content with their continued sprawl across Eurasier, they

now spread their tendrils into Africa — nis cannot be allowed to

continue and I spitz upon their attempts. They merely view Africa as a

new found land of opportunity for their exploitation. When the American

ambbumador Jack Matlock came to argue his case I was forced to tell him,

‘I am tornjak, on the one hand I am a big fan of your TV show, but on

the other I truly believe that you are something of a tosa.’ As a final

measure against these foreign troublemakers I have implemented more

stringent pbumport controls, no-one shall be allowed entry to the

country without Libyan Aidi.

But even with the strife in our capital we cannot take a cavalier

attitude to the suffering of people in other countries. Even now

fighting continues in the border colonies of Zimbabwe and so I have sent

a division of our finest troops to aid Mugabe, our staunchest of allies.

Their mission is simple, to help take the Rhodesian Ridge back from the

rebels who hide there. We cannot leave Zimbabwe’s people to rot while

her time of need is upon us, even if we have troublemakers upon our own

doorstep.

Our scientists are working hard as ever, upon my last tour they showed

me the latest technology to come out of their lab: radar capable of

detecting discontent at a range of 100 miles. They also showed me a

device they had created for rolling the finest vizslas, my second

favourite smoke after overly large cigars.

As we were sitting down to a our evening chow, a delicious meal of

Spaghetti Bolognese, my dear wife asked me to pinscher to make sure she

wasn’t having a nightmare when she heard the news of our own people

turning against their beloved leader. When the full import sunk in I had

to point ‘er to the nearest of the many bathrooms within our fine

laika-side villa, where she was violently sick. Upon returning I was at

first afraid that she might be in need of a heeler, but I was eventually

able to calm her nerves by bumuring her this was not a mbumtif problem

and that these reports were simply a load of bull, dogs such as these

would soon be put down by my loyal supporters. Her quick return to

colour rebumured me that I had not married some porcelaine doll, but a

true Libyan woman with a stocky build and husky voice, of whom we can

all be proud. And as I bumured her, so too do I bumure you, the hero of

Libya shall never be defeated.

Of course as with any great work such as this it is best enjoyed in its original language, so for your further edification I provide the untranslated text below:

ه بلادنا المجيدة في وقت متأخ .

ومن الواضح أن يجري تمويله هذه الاحتجاجات من قبل تنظيم القاعدة وحركة

طالبان ، حتى الآن هذه الأفغان ولع لي ، وبيكار المحتجين الذين كانوا

يلوحون يجري ما يزيد قليلا على الإرهابيين أنفسهم. وبعد تهديد آخر يلوح في

الأفق ، الفتوة الأميركي العظيم يرسل له الأوغاد الفم السوداء لنشر أجندتهم

البرجوازية. هذه المشوهون الغضب لي تفوق الخيال ، وحتى الآن لا أستطيع سماع

الأصوات القادمة من كريتي أفواههم دون انقباض القبضات بلدي. المثال واضعة

الإنجليزية الرهيب في الإمبريالية الغربية التي تبدو مصممة على اتباع

الأميركيين ، وليس المحتوى مع الامتداد المتواصل عبر أوراسيا ، تنتشر الآن

المحلاق بهم إلى أفريقيا — لا يمكن شيكل يمكن السماح باستمرار وأنا سبيتز

على محاولاتهم. انهم مجرد عرض أفريقيا باعتبارها أراض جديدة وجدت فرصة

لاستغلالها. عندما السفير الاميركي جاك ماتلوك جاء في المرافعة نيابة عنه

واضطر أن أقول له : أنا أنا مزقتها جاك ، من ناحية ، وأنا مروحة كبيرة من

البرنامج التلفزيوني الخاص ، ولكن من ناحية أخرى أعتقد حقا أن كنت شيئا من

وتوسا. ’ كإجراء نهائي ضد مثيري الشغب هذه الأجنبية لدي جواز سفر تنفيذ

ضوابط أكثر صرامة ، لا يجوز لأي واحد من دخول البلاد دون عائدي الليبية.

ولكن حتى مع الصراع في عاصمتنا لا نستطيع اتخاذ موقف فارس لمعاناة الناس

في البلدان الأخرى. حتى الآن لا يزال القتال في المستعمرات الحدود من

زيمبابوي وهكذا وجهت لها قسم من القوات لدينا أفضل لمساعدة موغابي ، اقوى

حلفاء لنا. مهمتهم هي بسيطة ، للمساعدة في اتخاذ ريدج روديسيا مرة أخرى من

المتمردين الذين يختبئون هناك. ولا يمكننا أن ندع شعب زيمبابوي لتتعفن في

حين وقتها من غير حاجة علينا ، حتى لو كان لدينا مثيري الشغب على عتبة

منطقتنا.

علماؤنا يعملون بجد من أي وقت مضى ، على جولتي الماضي انها تبين لي أحدث

التقنيات ليخرج من مختبرهم : رادار قادرة على رصد السخط على مجموعة من مائة

كيلومتر. كما اظهرت لي جهاز قد خلقوا لالمتداول أرقى السجائر والدخان

المفضلة الثانية بعد السيجار كبير للغاية.

كما كنا الجلوس إلى تشاو مساء لدينا ، وجبة لذيذة من السباغيتي بولونيز ،

طلبت زوجتي العزيزة لي أن دوبيرمان للتأكد من أنها لم يكن لها كابوسا عندما

سمعت خبر شعبنا تحول ضد زعيمهم المحبوب. عند استيراد كامل غرقت في اضطررت

الى نقطة إيه ‘إلى أقرب للحمام عديدة داخل فيلا لدينا لايكا من جانب

الغرامة ، حيث كانت مريضة بعنف. لدى عودته كنت خائفة في البداية أنها قد

تكون في حاجة الى الإسكافي ، لكني لم اكن قادرا في نهاية المطاف لتهدئة

الاعصاب لها من قبل مؤكدا لها أن هذا لم يكن مشكلة كبيرة وأن هذه التقارير

هي مجرد حمولة من الثور ، والكلاب مثل هذه سيتم قريبا اخماد أنصار بلدي

الموالية. عودة سريعة لصاحبة اللون طمأن لي انني لم تزوج بعض دمية الخزف ،

ولكن امرأة حقيقية مع ليبيا بناء ممتلئ الجسم والصوت المبحوح ، منهم يمكننا

أن نكون جميعا فخورين. وكما قلت أكد لها ، فكذلك لا يجوز أن أؤكد لكم ،

أبدا بطل ليبيا ان يهزم

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Man, if it wasn’t for all the “terrible leader” thing, this Ghadaffi fellow seems like quite the chill guy.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I’m curing cancer RIGHT NOW

I’m saving up to help the children after school in a few weeks.

AvengerousBi-
rd

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle
3

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/envoy/rebels-gadhafi-stash-photos-condi-rice-once-called-145644791.html

For the life of me, I cannot get the image of Gadhaffi jerking off to Condaleezza Rice out of my head.

Say Can anyone Create that Picture,It would be Hilarious.

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