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One sunny morning in Ponyvile CT, Pinkie Pie woke up and decided to have fun. She galloped around until she saw Rainbow dash, she decided to invite here to her house.

“Why yes Pinkie Pie, I would love to come to your house!” said Rainbow Dash all excited. Later at Pinkie Pie’s house, Pinkie set up everything for the fun that was about to go on.

Rainbow Dash entered Pinkie’s house, she noticed the cupcake flavored lubricant on the nightstand. Before Rainbow Dash could question, Pinkie stuffed a cupcake in her mouth.

Rainbow Dash was shocked and tried to escape, but she was chained to the floor. Pinkie Pie then rubbed the cupcake flavored lube on herself and began to charge towards Rainbow’s bum.

Rainbow Dash tried jumping over the fast moving pony, but ended up getting Pinkie lodged in her woman's genitals. At that moment, Rainbow Dash moaned a very loud nearly endless moan while her breast’s enlarged and nearly floaded the room with her breast milk.

The other ponies heard the moaning and rushed to Sugar Cube Corner ending up seeing the most disturbing thing ever, a pony within another pony. They all got horny and wanted to go deeper so they all charged for Pinkie’s bum and they all went inside.

Soon they made a pony centipede spanning Ponyvile, Marefield, Ramford, Hawallingford and even going towards mid-west Equestria in Ohio. Every pony everywhere charged and went into eachother forever until there were no more ponies to go in until Celestia saw what was going on.

Celestia saw what was going on and decided to rub lubricant all over Rainbow Dash and shove the hole entire line of Ponies up her bum, soon everyone got excited and charged until every pony ended up completly inside of one another and into Celestia as well.

Later every pony was inside Celestia’s belly which was beyond full, but because Celestia was a ****ing goddess she didn’t die. Celestia digested the ponies and took a big **** in Equestria and she lived happily ever after.

Thend

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 3:07AM     | #

oh man this is so cool like 4chan is really awesome with their ponies and **** bro you should be a writer man that’d be awesome as **** you’d get really far with your copy paste from 4chan so yeah bro go do that ****

-canape

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 12:44PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

oh man this is so cool like 4chan is really awesome with their ponies and **** bro you should be a writer man that’d be awesome as **** you’d get really far with your copy paste from 4chan so yeah bro go do that ****

-canape

it’s like i’m really reading a chuck post

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 1:08PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

Every pony everywhere charged and went into eachother forever until there were no more ponies to go in

This was probably the most interesting part. Close second:

Anonymous Posted:

Theend

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 1:13PM     | #

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences” so he had to go.

John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said “its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys”.

John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.

“I cant give you my lisense officer” John Freeman said

“Why not?” said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

“Because you are headcrab zombie” so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster.

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw “Ravenholm” with someons writing under it saying “u shudnt come here” so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said “John Freeman! Over here!” so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Gordon Freeman said “its time to end this ones and for all!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said “thanks i could help, bro” and Gordon Freeman said “you should come here earlier next time” and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said “NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!” and John Freeman walked real fast out.

John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.

“I’ll get you back evil boss!” John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 2:43PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences” so he had to go.

John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said “its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys”.

John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.

“I cant give you my lisense officer” John Freeman said

“Why not?” said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

“Because you are headcrab zombie” so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster.

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw “Ravenholm” with someons writing under it saying “u shudnt come here” so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said “John Freeman! Over here!” so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Gordon Freeman said “its time to end this ones and for all!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said “thanks i could help, bro” and Gordon Freeman said “you should come here earlier next time” and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said “NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!” and John Freeman walked real fast out.

John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.

“I’ll get you back evil boss!” John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

best post itt

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 6:06PM     | #

This is sdgr, can someone explain 4chan’s obsession with My Little Pony to me? I went on /b/ last week and there were like 3 My Little Pony threads on the front page.

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 8:59PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

This is sdgr, can someone explain 4chan’s obsession with My Little Pony to me? I went on /b/ last week and there were like 3 My Little Pony threads on the front page.

Who even knows, something about little kids cartoons and that the animation is good. I generally don’t even question when that vein of the internet likes something, it’s like, oh there’s 4chan doing its thing again lets just not bother them.

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/17/2011 9:28PM     | #

Skyman here,

It’s because MLP is actually a really good show. Watched every episode and had so much fun doing it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/19/2011 4:29PM     | #

Modchecked, it was really Skyman!

-Nicco

Anonymous
Anonymous
07/19/2011 5:54PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

Half-Life: Full-life Consequences

John Freeman who was Gordon Freemans brother was one day in an office typing on a computer. He got an email from his brother that said that aliens and monsters were attacking his place and aksed him for help so he went.

John Freeman got his computer shut down and wet on the platform to go up to the roof of the building where he left his motorcycle and normal people close because he was in his office lab coat. John Freeman got on his motorcycl and said “its time for me to live up to my family name and face full life consequences” so he had to go.

John Freeman ramped off the building and did a backflip and landed. He kept driving down the road and made sure there was no zombies around because he ddint have weapon.

The contrysides were nice and the plants were singing and the birds and the sun was almost down from the top of the sky. the mood was set for John Freemans quest to help his brother where he was. John Freeman looked around the countrysides and said “its a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my brother to defeat the enemys”.

John Freeman was late so he had to drive really fast. A cop car was hiden near by so when John Freeman went by the cops came and wanted to give him a ticket. Here John Freeman saw the first monster because the cop was posessed and had headcrabs.

“I cant give you my lisense officer” John Freeman said

“Why not?” said the headcrab oficer back to John Freeman.

“Because you are headcrab zombie” so John Freeman shot the oficer in the head and drove off thinking “my brother is in trouble there” and went faster.

John Freeman had to go faster like the speed of sound and got there fast because Gordon needed him where he was. John Freeman looked at road signs and saw “Ravenholm” with someons writing under it saying “u shudnt come here” so John Freeman almost turned around but heard screaming like Gordon so he went faster again.

John Freeman drove in and did another flip n jumped off his motorbike and the motor bike took out some headcrab zombies infront of John Freeman. John Freeman smiled and walked fast. John Freeman then looked on the ground and found wepon so he pickd it up and fired fast at zombie goasts in front of a house.

John Freeman said “Zombie goasts leave this place” and the zombie goasts said “but this is our house” and John Freeman felt sorry for them becaus they couldnt live there anymore because they were zombie goasts so he blew up the house and killed the zombie goasts so they were at piece.

Then John Freeman herd another scream from his brother so he kept walking really faster to get where he was. Ravenholdm was nothing like the countrysides there was no birds singing and the pants were dead and teh dirt was messy and bloody from headcrabs.

When John Freeman got to where the screaming was started from he found his brother Gorden Freeman fightin the final bosss and Gordon said “John Freeman! Over here!” so John Freeman went there to where Gordon Freeman was fighting. John Freeman fired his bullet from teh gun really fast and the bullets went and shot the final boss in the eyes and the final boss couldnt see.

Gordon Freeman said “its time to end this ones and for all!” and punched the final boss in the face and the final boss fell. John Freeman said “thanks i could help, bro” and Gordon Freeman said “you should come here earlier next time” and they laughed.

The laughed overed quickly though because John Freeman yelled “LOOK OUT BRO!” and pointed up to the top of the sky. Gordon Freeman looked up and said “NOO! John Freeman run out of here fast as you can!” and John Freeman walked real fast out.

John Freeman loked back and saw Gordon get steppd on by the next boss and he was mad and angry.

“I’ll get you back evil boss!” John Freeman yelled at the top of lungs.

to be continued..?

You just CopyPasted The plot from this Video. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs Cheater!

Anonymous edited this message on 02/11/2012 12:20PM

Anonymous
Anonymous
02/11/2012 12:19PM     | #

Also if you guys want a Good Parody for My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Go hiarz. http://www.youtube.com/user/FiMFlamFilosophy

Anonymous edited this message on 02/11/2012 12:22PM

Anonymous
Anonymous
02/11/2012 12:22PM     | #
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