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Ugly i want do die: poetic insolence of a talentless scallywag

eldertroll

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

when i was born it burned my eyes

i cried blood and the doctor slapped me

the neverending torment of the human realm upon me

i went to school

nobody likes me

i hate you all

my wounds fester tears

i have nothing left but my sweet razorblades

it hurts so good

i went to college

nobody likes me

i hate you all

when i first tried suicide i got a taste of heaven

mope

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
5

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

oh look another emo kid rp this is so original holy **** it’s aweesome


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eldertroll Posted:

i went to school

nobody likes me

i went to college

nobody likes me

got yr past/present tenses mixed up there champ


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eldertroll

Avatar: Spider Illustration

Level 5 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

you cant troll whats already dead Log in to see images!

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

This is the best emo rp I’ve seen

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

No sarcasm here this is actually the best. To some of you it might be terrible but that’s because that no one has really done better than “terrible”

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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Bacchus what do you even do? It’s like you show up in a thread and just end it. I almost have come to expect it now. It’s like I saw the author of this thread and thought, oh boy, here’s another emo kid rp thread. I bet since the last post is Bacchus there’s some kind of picture of a enjoy victim or a donkey male reproductive organ or poop in it. And sure enough, you came through. I guess what I’m trying to say is I’m glad even now there’s something ForumWarz can count on. And that something is Bacchus.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Bacchus for Admin ‘11


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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I know, I like cowgirls, too.


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D3A7H

Avatar: Sad Face

Level 7 Emo Kid

“Scene Kid”

Death can’t help you become free.

In fact, it takes away whatever freedom you had before dying.

How ironic.

(For those thinking that you can escape this through reincarnation, read below)

Reincarnating destroys your identity, replacing it with another after each death. You don’t get the benefits of relief for your forsaken heart. You get to face a whole new gauntlet just as capable as the ones before it in making life hell.

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