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Contest for my remaining 3 Log in to see images!: How would a platypus win in a fight against a raccoon? The answer may not be “it can’t” or any derivation thereof. Consider it a Captain Kirk platypus.

Winner will be chosen by me within one week of this post just cause I like it best. If there are at least 10 entries from separate people (not alts) and all are **** I will send the bp to EvilTrout with the message “Ban me forever you camel****ing manwhore.”

****es.

Bacchus Posted:

Contest for my remaining 3 Log in to see images!: How would a platypus win in a fight against a raccoon? The answer may not be “it can’t” or any derivation thereof. Consider it a Captain Kirk platypus.

Winner will be chosen by me within one week of this post just cause I like it best. If there are at least 10 entries from separate people (not alts) and all are **** I will send the bp to EvilTrout with the message “Ban me forever you camel****ing manwhore.”

****es.

Booze.

How would a platypus win in a fight against a raccoon?

With a FALCON PUNCH!!!

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

The nerd o powa Posted:

How would a platypus win in a fight against a raccoon?

With a FALCON PUNCH!!!

^**** entry #1

A platypus would win in a fight with a raccoon by using its venom to incapacitate the raccoon and if that didn’t do the trick, it would beat the raccoon to death with its beaver=like tail.

CrinkzPipe Posted:

by making a contest to get more results.

http://www.googlefight.com/index.php?lang=en_GB&word1=platypus&word2=raccoon

Disqualified for platypus failure.

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

beaver=like

That’s all you had to say. But let’s pretend this is fair and see what else comes in.

Peregrine

Avatar: 135742 2011-10-31 19:55:54 -0400
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hell
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Level 35 Camwhore

Forumwarz' Pretend Homosexual

beaver=like

kateykat

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Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

beaver tail **** slap duh

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Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
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Platypuses or Platypi have poison talons beneath their webbed feet..

KING KING KING KING KING KING Posted:

Platypuses or Platypi have poison talons beneath their webbed feet..

Sorry, too vague. Only the males have talons.

Peregrine Posted:

beaver=like

A pale horse arrives.

kateykat Posted:

beaver tail **** slap duh

Show me. Beaver or tail will suffice.

Oops. Forgot about this. Crinkz wins for breaking the rules.

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