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Fun OKAY If you had a LOW ORBIT ION CANNON what would you name it?

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

I’d go with Medea

SLAVE-JEWESS

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Level 18 Camwhore

The Chosen Two

Bill

Bubo

Avatar: Denim Skirt
4

Level 18 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Karma

Starfang_42

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
2

[Random Insanity]

Level 30 Troll

The **** of the Trollhole

Andromeda.

General Roma-
nov

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Ron Paul, because if you destroy something people would say RON PAUL WILL DESTROY THE WORLD!

Neurotic Nin-
ja

Avatar: Emo Girl 2

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

The Dominator

or the Equalizer…

The King/Queen maker

The **** Hitter

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Gary Coleman

Rasta-Theclo-
wn

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Level 31 Emo Kid

I waste brownie points on anything that moves

The Piecemaker. Yes, piecemaker, not peacemaker. As in, it’ll turn you into little pieces.

BlueJaybird

Avatar: Smiling Woman

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Zi Posted:

I’d go with Medea

You’d name a cannon after a post-natally depressive woman?

Or is there a different Medea?

-Ghost-

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9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

I’d name it Greenbear because bears that are green are awesome!?!?!

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

BlueJaybird Posted:

You’d name a cannon after a post-natally depressive woman?

Or is there a different Medea?

Yeah but she melted her philandering husband’s lover. See?

Arashmin

Avatar: Teardrop Memorial
4

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

The male reproductive organ… “Sir, we’re getting shot at by the male reproductive organ!” “God help us all.”

ben-xo

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18

[Team Shortbus]

Level 33 Troll

“Permafail”

I’d call it “Mr Awesome”.

Mortanius

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2

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

I’d call it S.T.F.U or FU-2.

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

I DO have a low orbit ion cannon, but I usually just refer to it as my male reproductive organ.

-Ghost-

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9

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

fenk the evil midnight stabber Posted:

I DO have a low orbit ion cannon, but I usually just refer to it as my male reproductive organ.

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GRX Dragon

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2

Level 7 Camwhore

“Training Broad”

Algol

vexing

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Level 14 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Clinton….

Lewinksy got shot from him…well….great times shot…actually…

Anansi

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9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Pachelbel’s Cannon

intooblivion

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Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

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