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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

OMG OMG FIE OMG


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Here are some poems by a guy named Adam Day. They’re from a chapbook called Badger, Apocrypha

THE GODS DESCRIBE BUILDING

BODIES, LIKE BADGER’S

We pour the eyes in with a ladle

like postholes half-filled with mud-

water, tap them in if we have to. Sprinkle

hair onto bald, moist limbs and faces,

like boiled potatoes—sometimes

we confuse female

for male and she is left looking like

a pubescent billy goat. We take

the liver and kidneys squatting

like frogs from the brown dresser drawer—

the flaps of skin pinned open

with a system of strings.

The pliers are for pulling ears

from two white-rasped

skull-craters. We shake the body

hard by the arms—male reproductive organ

and more pop out—teeth fill

the mouth gap, and finally, the green

leakage of ordure falls from that bumon

of twisted flesh.


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

BADGER TELLS OF NEWS

Neighbors brought news

of a enjoy. They stapled her hair

to the headboard. We wondered

if they had hands; tongues

were found – a kind

of penance, we thought. More

than one. There were hoof-prints

in the morning mud.

The umbrella was still

in its stand. It was bored

with itself – it will not talk. Which,

of course, may be very kind,

considering.


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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

BADGER ON BADGERS

Rarely seen in daylight, I am chubby

but insubstantial. I, of course, love

the poor – noble savages. I have taste

and a plastic bib. Fear death

and foreclosure equally. My shoe

is deteriorating from the inside

out; there’s a crack in the sole

where the mop-water gets in.

I do not trust the Dutch,

nor should you. A scalp

is what you pick sitting beside

the pretty lady on the subway.

I had an ill-connected

uncle who was so sick when his throat

was slit, the blood pooling

on the basement floor was marbled

with thick phlegm. Punch me –

I’ll stand back up.


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xRAINBOWxPIK-
ACHUx

Avatar: 241263 2011-05-11 01:33:23 -0400

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 4 Camwhore

lol forumwarps

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

this is a pbume video about a kind of badger that makes me laugh


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Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Posting in a Fie thread. Will it be moved?


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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

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Sup Fie

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
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Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

In Spite Of Posted:

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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

In Spite Of Posted:

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Sup Fie

This is a wonderful compliment to my morning coffee.


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aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

The artist is Toshio Saeki.

Here’s a nice interview/article from Salon

Here’s his most recent (and thus most affordable because it’s still in print) art book on Amazon

FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2015-06-13 23:04:37 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Man bumes

Who is Fie?


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Hi Fie


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FAIL Posted:

Who is Fie?

CelerySteve.


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