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Writing Something Awful goons help publish the first crowdsourced book

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

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Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

They used the “exquisite corpse” method, and apparently some of the results were really bizarre and funny. Here’s an SA thread and Amazon listing for the book. Finally, here’s more about Neovella, the tool used to create the works.

Obviously, I approve!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

i feel like i would really like somethingawful but i hate things that make me pay so i just never really gave them a chance.

also i did not read any of JB’s words i just wanted to talk about my stuff.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
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[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

bobdisgea Posted:

i feel like i would really like somethingawful but i hate things my mom won’t pay for so i just never really gave them a chance.

also i did not read any of JB’s words i just wanted to talk about my stuff.

ftfy

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
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[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Am I to understand that they charge people and then have those people do work for them to create a book they then sell?

Jealous much, JB?

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I really was hoping nobody would even reply to this. You ****ed up, Bob and Bacchus.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

They make you pay to join their forum full of unfunny 15 year old boys? Wow.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Guys, what if FORUMWARZ was a book?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

...

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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-An excerpt from one of the pages.

The Duchess

Avatar: 225958 2010-11-13 11:29:33 -0500
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[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 46 Camwhore

“Loose as a Goddamn Goose”

Adapt Posted:

Guys, what if FORUMWARZ was a book?

It Was. http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/55500

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Adapt Posted:

Guys, what if FORUMWARZ was a book?

Pop out goatse.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Adapt Posted:

Guys, what if FORUMWARZ was a book?

Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

anyone who considers sa goonery on the same level of the rest of the stupid unfunny ****s on the internet hasnt been to sa. sorry ur mommy wont let u use her credit card bro, enjoy!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

I don’t have an sa account, but really if you even remotely wanted one like, how are you going to complain about it. Think of what else you could buy for $10. Food you’ll digest in a couple hours, some drugs maybe. Or the things you have already probably spent $10 on, like fwz.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Adapt Posted:

I don’t have an sa account, but really if you even remotely wanted one like, how are you going to complain about it. Think of what else you could buy for $10. Food you’ll digest in a couple hours, some drugs maybe. Or the things you have already probably spent $10 on, like fwz.

Three Four Lokos and a Red Bull knock off.

Helps me forgot for a short time about spending $10 on Fwmz, too.Log in to see images!

DESTROY DIE -
ATTACK

Avatar: 236549 2010-05-24 21:57:18 -0400

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 66 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Why would I spend money on an account that would be banned within moments for saying something that isn’t liberal, elitist, or hipster?

DESTROY DIE ATTACK Posted:

Why would I spend money on an account that would be banned within moments for saying something that isn’t liberal, elitist, or hipster?

Only hipsters try not to be hipster.

You ****ing dirty hipster.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

What’s wrong in hipsters or elitism?

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

Contrarians are still cool, right?

Polly Amory

Avatar: 238249 2011-04-12 05:26:03 -0400
12

[Good Omens]

Level 19 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Inconnu Posted:

What’s wrong in hipsters or elitism?

Nothing, princess. Keep on keeping on.

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