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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

If any of you have any funny OkCupid stories or a rant to make (and you can write intelligently enough to be worth reading, that’s important), want to contribute to this blog?

http://ok-stupid-adventures.blogspot.com/

I promise you will receive absolutely no compensation, but it might be moderately entertaining.

If you want to post just TM me your email (you have to have a Blogger account) and I’ll give you posting rights.

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

viscera Posted:

funny

enough to be worth reading

no compensation

Why did you post this on FWZ?

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You guys, I’m seriously thinking about doing this.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I think you should, Steve. I’d really like to represent a wigger’s POV, it’s only fair.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

I have way too much self-esteem to go anywhere near OkCupid, sorry.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

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CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

i thought about giving you my rejections but that would take too long so i said **** it.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Bob, you are far too lazy for your own good.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I have way too much self-esteem to go anywhere near OkCupid, sorry.

I have too much self-esteem to have ever heard of OKCupid. Is this something you kids do after playing with your hula hoops and yoyos and whatnot?

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Malaise Posted:

I have too much self-esteem to have ever heard of OKCupid. Is this something you kids do after playing with your hula hoops and yoyos and whatnot?

I have too much self-esteem to even post in this threa~OH SHI

DESTROY DIE -
ATTACK

Avatar: 236549 2010-05-24 21:57:18 -0400

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 66 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Malaise Posted:

I have too much self-esteem to have ever heard of OKCupid. Is this something you kids do after playing with your hula hoops and yoyos and whatnot?

I bumume it’s a site where you pay someone to come to your house dressed as Cupid and shoot you in the bum with an arrow and then have gay sex.

Catt although

MODERATOR
Avatar: 46806 2013-08-07 00:24:18 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

Last Catt Standing

I think it’s a band that plays around on treadmills.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I don’t know man, but here’s the flowchart to my heart if you’re interested:

Log in to see images!

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

DESTROY DIE ATTACK Posted:

I bumume it’s a site where you pay someone to come to your house dressed as Cupid and shoot you in the bum with an arrow and then have gay sex.

That’s a wonderful metaphor for it.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

bumping this cause you dont post enough

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Yeah, I need to write another one. I have a good topic, just no motivation right now. I’ll probably write it tomorrow.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Hey viscera you should’ve asked that guy to verify somehow that he had a 12 inch male reproductive organ and a kajillion dollars and if he had both you should’ve ****ed him and made him buy you a nice car.

Because that is what I would do when strangers messaged me on ****ty dating sites if I was a female that went on ****ty dating sites.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

meh

The Duchess

Avatar: 225958 2010-11-13 11:29:33 -0500
19

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 46 Camwhore

“Loose as a Goddamn Goose”

Cupid was once my lover. Then his wicked mother cursed me. Log in to see images!

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Hey viscera you should’ve asked that guy to verify somehow that he had a 12 inch male reproductive organ and a kajillion dollars and if he had both you should’ve ****ed him and made him buy you a nice car.

Because that is what I would do when strangers messaged me on ****ty dating sites if I was a female that went on ****ty dating sites.

I don’t care if he has an 18 inch male reproductive organ, I’ll take it for a nice enough car.

Tell me you wouldn’t.

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