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A few hours before he started working, Gordon decided to have fun with Barney, because hey, he's Gordon!
When Gordon Freeman went into Barney’s house, he stripped all his clothes off, and let his tail wag in the air Gordon: Oh Barney! Gordon went into Barney’s roomm but couldn’t find him. Gordon Decided to stretch on Barney’s bed to excercise before the fun started, but after stretching for a while, Gordon felt something in his tail hole Barney: Sorry Gordon, I will not be your ** today. Gordon yapped but Barney taped Gordon’s mouth before he could howl. Barney: Now Gordon, lets make sure you go no where, and you stay mine! Barney then opened a valve and helium started to go into Gordon’s bum, and into his stomach where it would inflate him into a living balloon. Barney: Now you’re my ! Gordon tried barking through the tape but nothing would work. After a while, Gordon got so big and round, all his limbs were engulfed. Barney laughed and Gordon’s immobility and ripped the tape off Gordon’s mouth, Gordon’s lips were bleeding. Barney: Now suck my doggy male reproductive organ! Gordon sucked and sucked Barney’s male reproductive organ, Barney was excited and his tail was wagging so much. At the Climax Barney came into the floating weightless blimp that was Gordon. Barney: Oh **! I’m almost late for work! Barney taped Gordon’s mouth before he proceded to rush into his car for work. Gordon was left as a big fuzzy living balloon in Barney’s room, still inflating and inflating and inflating. He got so big that he broke Barney’s house apart. Then suddenly something ripped the hose of the helium tank, Gordon was deflating until he reached Black Mesa, where he ended up laying as a fainted fox. Anonymous 04/25/2011 7:01PM \| #
This isnt funny, CelerySteve. Anonymous 04/25/2011 7:16PM \| #
Why, boner? Anonymous 04/25/2011 7:26PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: This isnt funny, CelerySteve. lol Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:00PM \| #
good thread imo Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:02PM \| #
Post #1 & #2 are samefabulous person. Not CS. Find a different albatross. It’s not amusing anymore to rag on CS. It’s like kicking the very special kid: it stops being funny after the first hour or so. Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:08PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Post #1 & #2 are samefabulous person. Not CS. Find a different albatross. It’s not amusing anymore to rag on CS. It’s like kicking the very special kid: it stops being funny after the first hour or so. You’d think so but you’d be wrong Chuck. Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:12PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: You’d think so but you’d be wrong Chuck. About making fun of CS or kicking very special kids? Anonymous 04/26/2011 2:06PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: About making fun of CS or kicking very special kids? About Fran being fat. Anonymous 04/26/2011 2:54PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: About Fran being fat. That goes without saying. Anonymous 04/26/2011 4:44PM \| #
holy ** god damn why does this ** have to be so bad why do i even come to forumwarps anymore Anonymous 04/26/2011 7:26PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: holy ** god damn why does this have to be so bad why do i even come to forumwarps anymore Welcome to the Anonymous side of forumz**.. fabulous person.. Anonymous 04/26/2011 7:51PM \| #
In this thread: Nobody is who people think they are, even when one of the people posting is a mod. Log in to see images! Anonymous 04/26/2011 8:35PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: In this thread: Nobody is who people think they are, even when one of the people posting is a mod. Log in to see images! shut the **** up aldo. Anonymous 04/26/2011 10:44PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: shut the ** up aldo. shut the ** up sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 10:54PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: shut the **** up sdgrbbum09 this is sdgrbbum09 and that was not sdgrbbum09. -sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 11:02PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: this is sdgrbbum09 and that was not sdgrbbum09. -sdgrbbum09 This is sdgrbbum09 and this sdgrbbum09 is a fabulous person. -sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 11:07PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: This is sdgrbbum09 and this sdgrbbum09 is a fabulous person. -sdgrbbum09 This is sdgrbbum09 and I have never had sexual relations with another male. That one time I “experimented” in a parking lot doesn’t count. -sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 11:15PM \| #
this is bob Anonymous 04/27/2011 12:00AM \| #
KLOSKOWSKI RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 04/27/2011 8:24AM \| #

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A few hours before he started working, Gordon decided to have fun with Barney, because hey, he's Gordon!
When Gordon Freeman went into Barney’s house, he stripped all his clothes off, and let his tail wag in the air Gordon: Oh Barney! Gordon went into Barney’s roomm but couldn’t find him. Gordon Decided to stretch on Barney’s bed to excercise before the fun started, but after stretching for a while, Gordon felt something in his tail hole Barney: Sorry Gordon, I will not be your ** today. Gordon yapped but Barney taped Gordon’s mouth before he could howl. Barney: Now Gordon, lets make sure you go no where, and you stay mine! Barney then opened a valve and helium started to go into Gordon’s bum, and into his stomach where it would inflate him into a living balloon. Barney: Now you’re my ! Gordon tried barking through the tape but nothing would work. After a while, Gordon got so big and round, all his limbs were engulfed. Barney laughed and Gordon’s immobility and ripped the tape off Gordon’s mouth, Gordon’s lips were bleeding. Barney: Now suck my doggy male reproductive organ! Gordon sucked and sucked Barney’s male reproductive organ, Barney was excited and his tail was wagging so much. At the Climax Barney came into the floating weightless blimp that was Gordon. Barney: Oh **! I’m almost late for work! Barney taped Gordon’s mouth before he proceded to rush into his car for work. Gordon was left as a big fuzzy living balloon in Barney’s room, still inflating and inflating and inflating. He got so big that he broke Barney’s house apart. Then suddenly something ripped the hose of the helium tank, Gordon was deflating until he reached Black Mesa, where he ended up laying as a fainted fox. Anonymous 04/25/2011 7:01PM \| #
This isnt funny, CelerySteve. Anonymous 04/25/2011 7:16PM \| #
Why, boner? Anonymous 04/25/2011 7:26PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: This isnt funny, CelerySteve. lol Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:00PM \| #
good thread imo Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:02PM \| #
Post #1 & #2 are samefabulous person. Not CS. Find a different albatross. It’s not amusing anymore to rag on CS. It’s like kicking the very special kid: it stops being funny after the first hour or so. Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:08PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: Post #1 & #2 are samefabulous person. Not CS. Find a different albatross. It’s not amusing anymore to rag on CS. It’s like kicking the very special kid: it stops being funny after the first hour or so. You’d think so but you’d be wrong Chuck. Anonymous 04/25/2011 11:12PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: You’d think so but you’d be wrong Chuck. About making fun of CS or kicking very special kids? Anonymous 04/26/2011 2:06PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: About making fun of CS or kicking very special kids? About Fran being fat. Anonymous 04/26/2011 2:54PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: About Fran being fat. That goes without saying. Anonymous 04/26/2011 4:44PM \| #
holy ** god damn why does this ** have to be so bad why do i even come to forumwarps anymore Anonymous 04/26/2011 7:26PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: holy ** god damn why does this have to be so bad why do i even come to forumwarps anymore Welcome to the Anonymous side of forumz**.. fabulous person.. Anonymous 04/26/2011 7:51PM \| #
In this thread: Nobody is who people think they are, even when one of the people posting is a mod. Log in to see images! Anonymous 04/26/2011 8:35PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: In this thread: Nobody is who people think they are, even when one of the people posting is a mod. Log in to see images! shut the **** up aldo. Anonymous 04/26/2011 10:44PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: shut the ** up aldo. shut the ** up sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 10:54PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: shut the **** up sdgrbbum09 this is sdgrbbum09 and that was not sdgrbbum09. -sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 11:02PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: this is sdgrbbum09 and that was not sdgrbbum09. -sdgrbbum09 This is sdgrbbum09 and this sdgrbbum09 is a fabulous person. -sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 11:07PM \| #
Anonymous Posted: This is sdgrbbum09 and this sdgrbbum09 is a fabulous person. -sdgrbbum09 This is sdgrbbum09 and I have never had sexual relations with another male. That one time I “experimented” in a parking lot doesn’t count. -sdgrbbum09 Anonymous 04/26/2011 11:15PM \| #
this is bob Anonymous 04/27/2011 12:00AM \| #
KLOSKOWSKI RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anonymous 04/27/2011 8:24AM \| #