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Shock A few hours before he started working, Gordon decided to have fun with Barney, because hey, he's Gordon!

sorry to the fabulous person who thought i posted i dont give a **** about posting in anon go **** yourself broseph

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Anonymous
04/27/2011 9:52AM     | #

I ****ing hate this site so much. Its so arbitrueairy.

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Anonymous
04/27/2011 10:31PM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

When Gordon Freeman went into Barney’s house, he stripped all his clothes off, and let his tail wag in the air

Gordon: Oh Barney!

Gordon went into Barney’s roomm but couldn’t find him. Gordon Decided to stretch on Barney’s bed to excercise before the fun started, but after stretching for a while, Gordon felt something in his tail hole

Barney: Sorry Gordon, I will not be your **** today.

Gordon yapped but Barney taped Gordon’s mouth before he could howl.

Barney: Now Gordon, lets make sure you go no where, and you stay mine!

Barney then opened a valve and helium started to go into Gordon’s bum, and into his stomach where it would inflate him into a living balloon.

Barney: Now you’re my ****!

Gordon tried barking through the tape but nothing would work. After a while, Gordon got so big and round, all his limbs were engulfed. Barney laughed and Gordon’s immobility and ripped the tape off Gordon’s mouth, Gordon’s lips were bleeding.

Barney: Now suck my doggy male reproductive organ!

Gordon sucked and sucked Barney’s male reproductive organ, Barney was excited and his tail was wagging so much. At the Climax Barney came into the floating weightless blimp that was Gordon.

Barney: Oh ****! I’m almost late for work!

Barney taped Gordon’s mouth before he proceded to rush into his car for work. Gordon was left as a big fuzzy living balloon in Barney’s room, still inflating and inflating and inflating. He got so big that he broke Barney’s house apart. Then suddenly something ripped the hose of the helium tank, Gordon was deflating until he reached Black Mesa, where he ended up laying as a fainted fox.

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Anonymous
02/11/2012 12:27PM     | #

I ****ing hate this site so much. Its so obituary.

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Anonymous
02/12/2012 6:28AM     | #

this is pcp and that was totally me before

-pcp

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Anonymous
02/14/2012 4:10PM     | #

Professional male reproductive organ Pleaser

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Anonymous
02/15/2012 5:24AM     | #

Anonymous Posted:

Professional male reproductive organ Pleaser

hi bocus

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Anonymous
02/15/2012 12:03PM     | #
Anonymous Posted:

hi bocus


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Anonymous
02/15/2012 5:11PM     | #
Anonymous Posted:

Hi Celerysteve. a man can dream Log in to see images!
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02/16/2012 2:00AM     | #
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