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megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

introdouching: white people tools!

want to eat ethnic food BUT DONT KNOW HOW??? ALL YOUR PROBLEMS ARE SOLVED

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

little jomny: gee mom this asian food sure is tough to eat with these stupid ****ing poor people utensils made of wood or bamboo or some **** LMAO MOM

mom: oh wow good thing we have so much disposable income we bought these plastic little tools!!! let me pull them out of my purse and embarrbum all of us in public!!

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

you are all great Log in to see images!

anyway, these are obviously for people who’d buy them because they’re more “cool” than useful. yes m0x, you can always tie your chopsticks together with a rubberband but how lame is that.

have you ever seen those design stores where everything is damn expensive but looks pretty? like this one? well that’s where these would belong. you’re definitely not buying some unless you don’t know what to do with your money anymore and think your friends would go all “ohmygosh where’d you get them these are like soooo cute” when you invite them over for sushi. you’d be a girl too. a rich one. or a designer. probably.

Melanin-Enhanced Individual Posted:

dear sofia: i miss you

also who’s this, lho is that you?

CeleryBob Posted:

is your sister as hot as you are bandy?

i don’t know who you are either so i’ll just ignore this question.

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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

wait that’s obviously bob. hi bob.

keep your hands off my sister Log in to see images!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

yes its lhoLog in to see images!

CeleryBob

Avatar: 243991 2010-11-18 02:08:00 -0500
7

[The TI-Nspire is a ****ty calculator]

Level 19 Camwhore

Spf357 is awesome

Bandaney Posted:

wait that’s obviously bob. hi bob.

keep your hands off my sister Log in to see images!

Hi Log in to see images!

If i keep my hands off your sister can i have you?

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Hipster chopsticks. For the trendy, tragically thin, inner-city trust-fund kids. This is a good market to be in, they will pay far too much for things of this nature. Especially if you can use some hippie catch phrase like free-trade.

Also, hi Bandaney.

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

yes these are super hipster, also they’re reusable so millions of trees won’t die and hipsters like saving the earth and being trendy at the same time, it’s win-win.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

They look better than these. Log in to see images!

Ricket Posted:

They look better than these. Log in to see images!

Actually, maybe she could steal some design from those. They look like they’re meant to come together side by side rather than only at the end which would be more akin to actual chopsticks.

I still would just use a damn fork, myself, but the product is all in the marketing like she said.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

only asian cuisine i ever eat is indian and thai and i dont need chop sticks for chicken vindaloo so you know id prolly not buy it but ill admit they look good and that if they were at liek an acceptable price i would just buy a pair and keep them around the house to seem openmidned ot some **** infron o my houseguests, also lho, sdgrbbum, if i may interject, **** corpses eat ****

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

in all cerealness this is just like what

i get it if you want to be a lazy uncultured **** around the house that makes sense, eating sushi from a chain supermarket with plastic toys cool

but if i saw someone at a restaurant with this i’d laugh at them

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

it takes maybe ten minutes to become p versatile with chopsticks

it’d take at least two days shipping to get something like this sent to your house and wouldn’t teach you how to use chopsticks

?????

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

megazeroexe Posted:

it takes maybe ten minutes to become p versatile with chopsticks

it’d take at least two days shipping to get something like this sent to your house and wouldn’t teach you how to use chopsticks

?????

something like that would never catch on

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I never even get a high score. Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

Bacchus Posted:

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I never even get a high score. Log in to see images!

because you used a ****ing fork idiot gog danm is it really that ****ing impossible for you fabulous persons to learn how to use a set of chopsticks its really not that hard and theres actually a ****ing benefit to learning because one you dont look like a ****ing idiot eating sushi with a fork at a japanese restaurant and two when youre done you can jam them down your ****ing throat and die so that way the people who didnt use a fork to eat sushi can pbum on our superior genetics

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

KEEP THIS SMART FOR A SECOND BOYS, IT’S FOR MY SISTER’S UNI bumIGNMENT.

geez.

Chuck Diesel Posted:

because you used a ****ing fork idiot gog danm is it really that ****ing impossible for you fabulous persons to learn how to use a set of chopsticks its really not that hard and theres actually a ****ing benefit to learning because one you dont look like a ****ing idiot eating sushi with a fork at a japanese restaurant and two when youre done you can jam them down your ****ing throat and die so that way the people who didnt use a fork to eat sushi can pbum on our superior genetics

oic

megazeroexe

Avatar: 96079 2010-02-05 18:20:27 -0500

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 44 Hacker

hi this is pcp saying i miss m0x

fine bandangney

effort: A

creativity: B

practicality: F

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