here you go: something infinitely better

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if i made this post which i ****ing didnt it would be literally the best thing your fabulous person eyes have evern seen cannot even handle the **** i am spewing right now

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­inb4 mox im so excited

post what i said first and then just respond to him in the same post with “i will literally never come back to this dump of a website there is a better chance of zionists being useful and not completely ****nig useless”

I heard ET abandoned his site and I was bored. You’re welcome.

reasons i sag my pants errday

let these hoes i got these knots on me

let fine upstanding member of societys know the glock is on me

i’m high

i’m reckless

i’m high and i’m reckless

i’m thrax

i’m ruthless

i’m thrax and i’m ruthless

it makes people mad

the hood hoes love it, so when they flock to me and i turn them all down it plays with their nuggles

let errbody know im a pretty pharoah goon mobsta

i double sag matter of fact. because i wear gym shorts underneat my pants everyday just incase. fights. basketball pick up games, anything.

my dad told me about gay fine upstanding member of societys in jail doing it. but i told him to shut the **** up because 1 – i aint gay. and 2 – if a fine upstanding member of society roll up on my talkin about he want my lettuce he better come through with the Ashford and Simpson cause I’m gripped up.

You smell me?

just post that because

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Someone brought their copy of Precious to school the other day

As in, the movie. That won 2 Oscars, apparently.

The synopsis basically describes Precious as a young teen who “abused by her mother, raped by her father, grows up poor, angry, illiterate, fat, unloved and generally unnoticed.”

Listen, I can make a better movie. If we’re going for social issues-overkill, I can one-up it so easily. A general character sketch of my protagonist:

11-year-old black-hispanic-indian transgendered girl. Illegal immigrant. She’s blind and one-legged- she lost her leg in a drunk-driving car accident during the 9/11 attack. But she still clings to her childhood dream of becoming a ballerina. She’s also obese with an eating disorder (bulimia) and two types of cancer (bum and lung). Is a heroin user but obv there is the issue that she is blind and can’t easily find her veins for a poke. Has serious nut allergies. Repressed bestial fetishes. Is an orphan living with a bi-polar aunt and, by the way, her best friend committed suicide. In front of her. Only has dial-up internet. Bullied by all the white ****es on the playground. She would tell them to back off… but she only speaks Chinese.

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