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Poll Official Bike Utilities Dialog

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685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Bike
Utilities

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Personally I always preferred the Acro bike. There was none of that turning nonsense, and it had many more utilities. Jumping was my favorite.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

~~~~~~~~~~~~~[Mod snip]~~~~~~~~~~~~~


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

i have a fixie does this make me a hipster.


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Bandaney Posted:

i have a fixie does this make me a hipster.

Is it spray painted neon and lacking brakes? Does it have spoke cards?

If you said no, the answer is still “probably.” Unless you use it on a velodrome or you’re a bicycle messenger or just a fixed gear enthusiast and you have many other more utilitarian bicycles, but I doubt that’s the case.


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Bandaney

Avatar: 70433 2014-06-07 22:10:47 -0400
24

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 60 Hacker

Ask me about how many male reproductive organs in my bum :zak:

it’s limited edition pink brakeless bike from a really expensive eyewear shop


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Bandany’s hot.


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Yeah, she has a hipster bike. But I forgive her.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

i was thinking about getting one of these and then i remembered **** it im not spending that much money on a foldable bike

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Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

This is my bike. I bought it at goodwill and fixed it up. Which wasn’t easy, because nobody makes french threaded parts anymore. A lot of it had to be rethreaded. It’s a 1974 Peugeot Mixte 10 speed touring bike. I’ve had a lot of bikes (including some fixed gears) but this one is the best one I’ve ever had. If something bad happened to it I’d literally have a nervous breakdown.

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I have a really cool bike with 4 wheels and and engine. I call it a car.


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Yeah, I have one of those too. It costs a lot of money to use it though.


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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I have a really cool bike with 4 wheels and and engine. I call it a car.

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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Lawnmowers have four wheels and an engine too. So Adapt’s right, it’s not much to brag about.


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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I can’t help myself.


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Spot

Avatar: 34067 2011-11-01 00:35:29 -0400
46

[Good Omens]

Level 35 Re-Re

Singularly the ****!

The future is almost here

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