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tl;dr Top 100 reasons Celerysteve is better than you

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

As chosen by you, the community. Begin.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

1. Has a much smaller male reproductive organ than me, making him more adept at situations that require a small male reproductive organ.

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

2. Makes terrible posts, which makes everyone else look good.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

3. Celerysteve has developed an immunity to HIV due to repeated exposure to the virus from having unprotected anal intercourse with hundreds of male partners

sdgrbass09 edited this message on 03/10/2011 9:45PM

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

4. Good as a scapegoat in power point presentations. “Remember, kids, NOBODY wants to grow up to be a Celerysteve”.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

you are pretty good at sucking male reproductive organ, a skill in which i am unfortunately lacking.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

6. Lives in a delusional dream world rather than having to face reality like sane people do.

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
20

[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

7. Masochistic tendencies; is willing to spend considerable amounts of time getting PWNed in IDC for others’ amusement.

Call Me Diego

Avatar: 41721 2010-01-14 23:10:10 -0500
40

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Emo Kid

Boo!

8: Celerysteve is smarter than I.

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

9. Has an enlarged bumhole because of taking in too much black male reproductive organ, so constipation is never a problem for him.

10. Graciously dies early in successful die2nite towns leaving the smart people to go about in peace.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Shutup CelerySteve

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Potential Full of Won material on our hands. Just 90 more to go!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

11. Shutup CelerySteve

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

12.steve is the best at trolling us all.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

13. Has a sex life described as so frigid that Japan sent an official request for CS to cool down Fukushima 1’s reactor core.

Plato Shrimp

Avatar: harblgar
36

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 46 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

14. Hes lasted 2.5 years on this site without being murdered or losing any more sanity than he had to begin with.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Plato Shrimp Posted:

14. Hes lasted 2.5 years on this site without being murdered or losing any more sanity than he had to begin with.

14.1. it’s like super easy to not get murdered when you don’t leave the house

Plato Shrimp

Avatar: harblgar
36

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 46 Troll

“Complete Dipshit”

Patently Chill Prestidigitator Posted:

14.1. it’s like super easy to not get murdered when you don’t leave the house

15. His ability to not leave the house surpbumes that of the average forumwarz player, as well as most WoW players.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

69. he got you guys to make an ordered list about himself

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