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Macho If you had twin pistols, what would you name them?

Kilroy

Avatar: 62524 Fri Dec 26 00:25:59 -0500 2008
7

Level 35 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Ebony & Ivory Log in to see images!

But honestly, I’d probably do Snapple & Apple. Seriously. Snapple Apple is ****ing amazing.

Xemnas

Avatar: 90197 Sat Jan 24 23:38:00 -0500 2009
3

Level 22 Emo Kid

I miss generichaxor! I would be all up on his male reproductive organ if he wasn't banned!

mogaku and sakebi

Player X

Avatar: 113668 2010-09-01 01:19:19 -0400
16

[Party Van Enthusia-
sts
]

Level 66 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Twin revolvers named “Eastwood” and “Van Cleef”.

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

Acid Flux Posted:

I’ve never named any of my firearms. They’re tools, not pets.

GuardianEric

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

“Veritas” and “Aequitas”

If you’ve ever seen Boondock Saints that’ll make sense. Log in to see images!

“verity (truth)” and “equity (justice)”

MasterHaxxor

Avatar: Abstract Blue Circle

Level 25 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Obama and Aquaman Log in to see images!

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

GuardianEric Posted:

”Veritas” and “Aequitas”

If you’ve ever seen Boondock Saints that’ll make sense. Log in to see images!

“verity (truth)” and “equity (justice)”

Anyone who hasn’t seen Boondock Saints should be run off the Internet immediately.

Xylon

Avatar: 76994 2010-01-16 02:54:34 -0500
6

[Kappa Kappa Kappa]

Level 35 Hacker

Posting personal information is fun. Everyone should try it at least once.

Axiom and Anarch

skatelivendie

Avatar: harblgar

Level 12 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

male reproductive organ and Balls

skatelivendie edited this message on 02/14/2009 5:02PM

Sapper

Avatar: 8525 2009-12-20 17:41:27 -0500
19

[So ronery]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Pfeifer Zeliska, Nitro Express named “Herr Owie”

http://www.pfeifer-waffen.at/cms/htm…display&pid=15

Maadi-Griffin 50 BMG PIstol named “Senior Pain”

http://airbornecombatengineer.typepad.com/airborne_combat_engineer/2005/01/the_maadi_griff.html

Sapper edited this message on 02/11/2009 4:59PM

Jim McPerson

Avatar: Mother and Children
5

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

Zi Posted:

I would go with Umbra and Urna.

Brownies [not points though] for Elder Scrolls reference.

Rage and Fury. I know, quite unoriginal names for a pair of .45’s.

The Baroness

Avatar: 111827 Sat Apr 25 22:25:53 -0400 2009
4

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 35 Camwhore

I REALLY MISS INCIT, LOL

I’m from Holland (where the **** are you from?) where you can’t just buy guns at the local supermarket, but if I would ever in a sudden state of Texan republicanism buy two guns, I would call them Pookie and Mr. Snuffles.

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Bloody Seren-
ade

Avatar: Emo Kid Thinking
10

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Hikari and Ankoku, or Zetsubou and Zenmetsu. Probably the latter two, so as not to be TOO cliche’d.

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

DOUBLE fine upstanding member of society (both of them)

AntiRules187

Avatar: 79421 Tue May 26 22:06:20 -0400 2009
2

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

It's actually an honor to be pranked, it means someone spent real money on you. Sir.

I would have 2 S&W model 500’s named Minshuto and Kyowato (Democrat & Republican in japanese)

Essex-Tacy

Avatar: 125122 2010-01-07 12:47:31 -0500
13

[WeChall]

Level 51 Hacker

“Perl Diva”

Proper and ****er

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Were I to own twin pistols, they would be Springfield M1911s called Primary and Backup. Ugly and practical, the M1911 .45 offers everything you really want in a daily use sidearm. Durability, simplicity and power in an easy to conceal package. The .45ACP is one of the more common pistol cartridges on the market making securing new ammunition easy and affordable.

Naming them like pets? That’s a little silly.

GuardianEric

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin

Level 17 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Sneaky27 Posted:

Were I to own twin pistols, they would be Springfield M1911s called Primary and Backup. Ugly and practical, the M1911 .45 offers everything you really want in a daily use sidearm. Durability, simplicity and power in an easy to conceal package. The .45ACP is one of the more common pistol cartridges on the market making securing new ammunition easy and affordable.

Naming them like pets? That’s a little silly.

No, YOUR a little silly!

Sneaky27

Avatar: 70951 2010-02-06 21:28:05 -0500
35

Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

Really? That’s your contribution to this thread? Kind of trite, don’t you think?

What’s your thoughts on the subject? I never understood the practice of naming inanimate objects. It always seemed a bit weird to me. I know a several people that have this compulsion, but they never seem to have a coherent reason when asked why.

Damion

Avatar: 15735 Thu Apr 09 21:10:47 -0400 2009
14

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 57 Emo Kid

Wise guy overdrive

A and B

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