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Macho If you had twin pistols, what would you name them?

Zi

Avatar: 10822 Wed Dec 24 04:02:22 -0500 2008
13

Level 34 Camwhore

“Legs Wide Open”

ChildBandit00 Posted:

Oral and Anal.

Awesome names.

OR

I How about one name for the guns as a set:

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Agent Smith

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[The Gentlemans Club]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Fire and Ice.

finale

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Delicious and Nutricious

Anansi

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9

[Arsenal of Ninjacr-
acy
]

Level 69 Troll

Resident Psychoanalyst

Adios and Mutha****a

Arashmin

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4

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Righty and Lefty… and to confuse my bumailant, have Righty on my left side and Lefty on my right side.

Oh wait… that might make sense from his vantage point… *goes back to drawing board*

Acid Flux

Avatar: 6767 Tue Mar 17 11:41:54 -0400 2009
20

[Country Kitchen an-
d Flea Market
]

Level 35 Troll

KYOUBAI IS SUPER-SERIOUS BUSINESS

I’ve never named any of my firearms. They’re tools, not pets.

TornadoTK

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3

[umop apisdn]

Level 35 Troll

“Problem Child IV”

An all black Browning Hi-Power, “The Messenger” and a gold-plated Colt King Cobra, “The Chariot”.

Gentleman

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[naga stole my bike]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

fine upstanding member of society and Jew

Heat Seeking-
Moisture Mi-
ssile

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2

Level 10 Troll

AKA Throbbing Thrill Hammer, Rod of God, and male reproductive organ

I do have two pistols, my right and my left testicle

Neurotic Nin-
ja

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Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Death and the Devil …then again it isn’t very creative

Korn-Nazi

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Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Sam and Twitch

crayoncakes

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16

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

To Earthend and beyond!

“Accidentally” and “Shoot off my own foot because double wielding is super impractical”

Inertia

Avatar: 60995 Fri Apr 03 12:59:05 -0400 2009
34

[Shii is gay]

Level 35 Troll

also wow i have no male reproductive organ

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The Biscuit -
Kid

Avatar: 97122 Wed Jan 28 02:18:59 -0500 2009
7

Level 35 Troll

Raping The Gingerbread Man since 1992.

Zenith and Quasar.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Shanty Posted:

Yall’s is all wrong. The answer to this question is this:

Two .44 Magnums, one named pwnage and the other ownage. Yeah, thats right, they’re pronounced the same.

Alternate names: Pwn J00 and Own J00

Alternate alternate names: Pwnt Jew and o********!!!!!!!

This is probably like the only cool thing written in this thread.

I’d name mine uh… Hmm… Trixie and Topanga. Weapons got to have girls names. Like boats.

Celerysteve edited this message on 02/10/2009 4:05AM

OrsonScottCa-
rd

Avatar: 104768 2015-08-05 14:57:49 -0400
39

[Forumwarz Speakeasy]

Level 69 Hacker

Why do I keep coming back here

Justice and Vengeance. Justice on the right, Vengeance on the left, since I’m a righty. If I use one gun, it’s Justice; if I need both, it is also for Vengeance.

Also:

Tesfan Posted:

”Law” and “Order”.

Love this one.

Dustin the W-
ind

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Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

Mine would be something like Order and Chaos, or Life and Death.

ReKaZ

Avatar: 99640 Sun Feb 15 14:49:01 -0500 2009
10

Level 32 Hacker

“01001000 01000001 01011000”

Probably one of this 3:

Ebony & Ivory

Liz & Patty

Lock & Load

Raepdog

Avatar: 57155 2011-07-31 00:44:38 -0400
9

[To Your Scattered -
Raepdogs Go
]

Level 35 Camwhore

We are foe.

Judge and Jury.

Possibly a C-
abbage

Avatar: 76887 Fri Oct 24 03:39:44 -0400 2008
9

[Leafy Green Vegeta-
bles
]

Level 35 Hacker

Herbaceous, biennial, dicotyledonous , and flowering.

Skoll and Hati, the twin wolves who devour the sun and moon (respectively) during Ragnarok.

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