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Gay Breaking News: Germany on top of the world. Again.

Aldo_Anything

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Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

It’s true, we are the best country on this planet. The almighty BBC World Service poll ranked my beloved motherland on number one, right before the U.K. and Canada. While it’s probably not our humour that we have to thank, it’s rather the fact that immediate neighbors weren’t asked, except France, which is openly gay though. A German newspaper tried to explain this ranking, in German, and translated it to English for the mbumes. They also added Nazis and swastikas in the frontpage – as a contrast, I suppose. for corporate identity values, we already have cars. And beer. I love German beer.

1 BP for every poster honestly celebrating this British ranking with me. In German. No toxx attached.

glückwünsche =D

Colonel Kern-
el

Avatar: 248879 2011-02-13 00:42:18 -0500
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[male reproductive organ]

Level 20 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

I’m only 1/8th German, so I don’t think I qualify to celebrate this news.

Rance

Avatar: Baby Typing

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Permanoob

“Permanoob”

Gahahaha, good!

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Das ist gute news, herr Aldo. Es ist gute zeit bei Deutschland

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Ich liebe.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Ich bin ein ForumWarrior!

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

germany has krombacher pils and they also let some crazy austrian kill millions of their fine upstanding member of societys, thats good enough for me

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

let some crazy austrian kill millions of their fine upstanding member of societys, thats good enough for me

another good reason to get rid of that whole ****ing country

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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Adapt Posted:

another good reason to get rid of that whole ****ing country

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**** steve irwin. **** that famous big rock. **** the outback. **** abos. **** austria

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

**** steve irwin. **** that famous big rock. **** the outback. **** abos. **** austria

ESPECIALLY the aberdigionals. **** are they ugly

Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Adapt Posted:

ESPECIALLY the aberdigionals. **** are they ugly

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Melanin-Enha-
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Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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PROST!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

i literally have no idea what this thread is about, i just got linked to lhos post and read down

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

i forgot the point i was making????????

Geluidsoverl-
ast

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Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Indeed, you haven’t asked jullie nederlandse buren. Wij zijn gewoon vele malen beter qua land, jullie zijn slechts groter. I still like Germany, been there on Austausch multiple times, but our infrastructure/culture is simply superior. Log in to see images!

Adapt Posted:

i forgot the point i was making????????

Australia is very special.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Next time they should have a competition in which Poland decides which is the worst country in the world.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

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bluh bluh

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

How is Canada third? I guess when you do absolutely nothing people can’t really say you’re bad at what you do. Also how is China ranked higher than Russia? I for one hate Chinese much more than Russians.

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