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Rant The Final Forumwarz Zunecast: Questions Here!

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

As you may know, the Crotch Zombie team meets irregularly to discuss the game, upcoming “features” and which beer is the best-tasting.

Everything is much more fun when it’s interactive though, so I’m opening this thread as a “call for questions.”

Feel free to ask about whatever you want including: Episode 1, Episode 2, Episode 3, what we’re working on, who has the largest phallus, etc. There’s no guarantee that there will be an answer a particular question, but it doesn’t hurt to ask, does it?

I don’t anticipate that there will be another one ever again, so let’s make this one count!

And to get the most pressing question out of the way, Why a Zunecast? Because Javier Bootyhole is a strong willed and virile fellow and will not submit to the pressures of people that don’t even capitalize things properly.

I wonder who will be the first to ask a question?

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

How much longer in your term as Forum Warz Governor? Will you stand for re-election? Who has the largest phallus?

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

When will Capitalism for Android hit the market?

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Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

I can answer that one Bacchus: In a taste test of Corona vs. anything else, Corona loses.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Bacchus Posted:

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Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Chuck Diesel Posted:

who the **** actually likes light beer

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­who the **** actually likes light beer

­

Log in to see images! Chuck Diesel edited this message on 03/04/2011 5:45PM

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

i kinda like corona?

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Corona is only good with mounds of cocaine. Oh, and lime. So, basically only in your early 20s. You know, when you think you know everything and are immortal. Fun times.

Dan the Auto-
mator

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Level 56 Camwhore

Arktor Forever!

Does the Dom Advisory Board still meet?

pssh. Pretentious know-it-alls. Corona is awesome, but I don’t mind a Coors Light as a good sit down and bull**** beer. I love trying new beers, but I know what I like, and Coors is what I can afford.

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2013-05-25 22:35:57 -0400
18

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

I LOVE POSTING ON FORUMWARZ!

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­who the **** actually likes light beer

­

Bacchus Posted:

pssh. Pretentious know-it-alls. Corona is awesome, but I don’t mind a Coors Light as a good sit down and bull**** beer. I love trying new beers, but I know what I like, and Coors is what I can afford.

­Welp. Mystery solved. Enjoy your color-changing can.

chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
59

[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

Getting this thread back on track:

Domination Theme Weeks… great joke? Or greatest joke ever?

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

corona is ****. if you’re gonna sink crappy beer to seem interesting in front of 16 y/olds at least have the decency to choose leffe

That Reactio-
n Face Gal

Avatar: 242973 2010-09-30 09:08:24 -0400
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Level 21 Emo Kid

THIS IS MY REFUSED FACE

Log in to see images! That Reaction Face Gal edited this message on 03/05/2011 10:32AM

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
100

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

chammisan Posted:

Getting this thread back on track:

Domination Theme Weeks… great joke? Or greatest joke ever?

I miss those, actually. I always wanted an “Earn your ****ing scoops” week. No thieves, no switches, no modest improvements.

Jubbles edited this message on 03/05/2011 1:59PM

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

But I love my switcheroooooooooos Log in to see images!

AAHZ

Avatar: 4016 2013-08-02 05:07:06 -0400
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[Forumwarz Active P-
layers
]

Level 69 Troll

SAGAMI -WUZ- HERE

When did Robin Ward first discover his homosexuality?

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