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Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

This is pretty much the best thing ever.

So you’re a wizard, and you’ve got eight elements. Fire, Water, Life, and so on. You can combine up to five of those elements and create a spell. Any combination will result in a new spell based on the properties of its elements.

Once you’ve chosen the elements of a spell, you can select any target for the spell. You can heal enemies if you want to. You can drop a big rock on your own head. You can set your friends on fire or obliterate them with a death ray.

Humorous references are scattered throughout the campaign. When inspecting a dead moose, one of the characters remarks that ”...only goblin rangers are so precise.” The narrator, Vlad, insists that he is not a vampire, and tells you to go on all kinds of insane quests, knowing that you will follow them blindly because that’s how video games work.

The game is most fun with at least two players so make sure you grab a friend before you start going through the adventure. Remember: If your friend dies, you can steal his weapon!

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Playing through this with 3 friends is a blast.

Note: You will die from friendly fire more than one time.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

id buy it if i thought the single player was worth it

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

i have no friends

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

lmao i dont even know what to say, does saying that i dont like retards on the internet and prefering social interaction irl troll me?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

remember that time you added me on skype during the apprentice thing n kept tryin to chat to me so i called you a fabulous person Log in to see images!

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­i remember a time when a trollface meant actual trolling was going on

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Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Chuck Diesel Posted:

­i remember a time when a trollface meant actual trolling was going on

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Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Chawin Posted:

id buy it if i thought the single player was worth it

That’s like buying Borderlands for the single player.

Also, new levels coming out.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=cs2DsoiA54Y

Shiis Girlfriend edited this message on 03/01/2011 1:47PM

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Chawin Posted:

i dont know what to say

sums it up p well

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Chawin Posted:

id buy it if i thought the single player was worth it

You miss out on a lot of good games if you don’t consider multiplayer at all.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

Shiis Girlfriend Posted:

That’s like buying Borderlands for the single player.

That’s what I did, with no regret.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Looks incredible.

I initially mistook it as Baldur’s Gate from the 3/4 isometric view, but from what Nillo described, I’m even more impressed because it sounds like how I used to sanbox Baldur’s Gate after beating the game a thousand times over. The Mage clbum had all sorts of versatility and was easy to work up emergent gameplay subplots, especially if one had access to the scripting commands, which just invited for all sorts of experimentation. Emergent gameplay was a big reason I played stuff like Doom II, One Must Fall 2097 and MS Paint for 6 years.

Regardless, this is an insta-buy for me. I just hope it’s cheap.

It is, isn’t it, Crinkz?

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

mterek Posted:

Looks incredible.

I initially mistook it as Baldur’s Gate from the 3/4 isometric view, but from what Nillo described, I’m even more impressed because it sounds like how I used to sanbox Baldur’s Gate after beating the game a thousand times over. The Mage clbum had all sorts of versatility and was easy to work up emergent gameplay subplots, especially if one had access to the scripting commands, which just invited for all sorts of experimentation. Emergent gameplay was a big reason I played stuff like Doom II, One Must Fall 2097 and MS Paint for 6 years.

Regardless, this is an insta-buy for me. I just hope it’s cheap.

It is, isn’t it, Crinkz?

iirc $9.99

reminds me did this ever get patched to playability?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

Aldo_Anything Posted:

That’s what I did, with no regret.

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

bobdisgea Posted:

iirc $9.99

reminds me did this ever get patched to playability?

Eh, multiplayer is still buggy with crashes. Usually, if we can play a full chapter, there won’t be another crash.

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

i lol’d

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

I want this game so hard. It may just eclipse my miserly ways and get full retail from me. Paying retail hurts me somewhere deep in my soul, but Magicka looks like that mythical game I’ve been wanting ever since I first played Guantlett on the NES. Such inner conflict, suitable for my clbum RP but is really just me stoned on my day off.

So, is Magicka really as awesome as it looks?

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Count_Smurf Posted:

I want this game so hard. It may just eclipse my miserly ways and get full retail from me. Paying retail hurts me somewhere deep in my soul, but Magicka looks like that mythical game I’ve been wanting ever since I first played Guantlett on the NES. Such inner conflict, suitable for my clbum RP but is really just me stoned on my day off.

So, is Magicka really as awesome as it looks?

Single player, it loses it’s charm after a couple chapters. Multiplayer, I’m still finding it fun just ****ing around with friends, we are pretty much constantly dieing/getting blown off the map by each other whether it be on purpose or accidental(most of the time it’s accidental, ****ing beam spells.)

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Well, I got it. Strangely because of the Ubisoft deal. I really wanted to get bumbumin’s Creed at the roughly 30% off special but couldn’t justify buying it and not Magicka. So I got both. I feel dirty, for some reason.

I’ll be playing Magicka soon as it finishes the install. I’ll let you know if it’s as good as I expect or if my pc just won’t run the damn thing. ****ing Grotesque Tactics, you and Poker Night at the Inventory, ****ing my pc like a ****.
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