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Gay If you died today and became a ghost what is the first thing you would do?

ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I would have sex with my corpse.


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

idk male reproductive organ around for a while and then go to sleep


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I would have sex with my corpse.

I don’t think I could do that. I mean, I have standards. Unlike the people I normally have sex with.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Hobojim Posted:

I don’t think I could do that. I mean, I have standards. Unlike the people I normally have sex with.

>I have standards

>I don’t have standards

pick one


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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

No, he means HE has standards, but the people he has sex with obviously don’t, due to the fact that they have sex with him.

In order to get the joke you have to suspend belief and try to imagine Hobojim as a smelly, fat, unattractive, pimply internet dweller instead of the rugged, handsome, god-fearing gentleman he obviously is.


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KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Patently Chill Prestidigitator Posted:

idk male reproductive organ around for a while and then go to sleep

As a ghost why would you need to sleep?


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KINGx6

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

No, he means HE has standards

but the people he has sex with obviously don’t

Again, he is going to have to pick a side; either having standards, or not having standards.


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Majestic Ban-
ana Slug

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[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

ERECTILE_DEATH Posted:

I would have sex with my corpse.

I would have sex with your corpse.


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Pickles The -
Drummer

Avatar: 209996 2009-10-13 03:22:42 -0400
21

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 51 Permanoob

“Noob-ian Prince”

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

KingKloskowski Posted:

As a ghost why would you need to sleep?

because i was sleepy at the time of that posts posting


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I’d **** Taylor Swift


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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I’d eavesdrop on all the major politicians’ private conversations, scare the **** out of little kids, then have sex with E_D’s corpse.


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Start possessing people and make them do all kinds of crazy ****. Like ****ing E_D’s corpse.


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Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

I’d go all Poltergeist and ****, raping chicks and throwing **** around the room or whatever.


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KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Patently Chill Prestidigitator Posted:

because i was sleepy at the time of that posts posting

but ghosts dont have no need for sleep.. they cant be sleepy.. you were sleepy when you were alive but not when you were ghost


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KINGx6

Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

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I’d take the form of a 6 meter tall faceless man. I’d then male reproductive organ around with cameras and haunt some film making students.


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ERECTILE_DEA-
TH

Avatar: 150883 2010-01-24 16:20:22 -0500
37

[SUPER SECRET MOON -
BASE PLANNING COMM-
ITTEE
]

Level 69 Troll

you still go on here you old **** just die already

I’m dying of AIDS. I hope you people enjoy the ghost AIDS you’ll get after humping my corpse.


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Polly Amory

Avatar: 238249 2011-04-12 05:26:03 -0400
12

[Good Omens]

Level 19 Camwhore

“Playground Pin-Up”

Ghost AIDS > real AIDS. We still win, sucka.

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Ghosts can’t die, silly. Ghost AIDS will only make you eternally thin, and therefor better than those other, fat, ghosts.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

if i wanna be a sleepy ghost I damn well will be one


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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