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Hoatzin

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

I can’t take full credit for it since I didn’t come up with Laser Fart nor did I know about him.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

General Romanov Posted:

He did almost everything and it’s a team effort? But it’s perfect!

I’m a Senior VP of Platform Development. I own a mansion and a yacht. You should never traumatize a woman sexually.

Gamma Ray Bu-
rst

Avatar: Gamma Ray Burst's Avatar
5

Level 10 Re-Re

great timesmingtonite

How about some minerals. tThe official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. It got its name from the locality where it was first found, great timesmington, Mbumachusetts, USA.

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Buckminster Fullerene

I chose an image if a Buckytubes

I thought it was a cool name and a good play on the size yet strenth of your pen0r.

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Moronic Acid

This is a triterpenoid organic acid that is found in Pistacia resin, and is therefore of interest to people studying archaeological relics, shipwrecks and the contents of ancient Egyptian jars. But why it’s called moronic acid is still unknown… Derivatives of this are called moronates, as in ‘which moron-ate the contents of this jar?’

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Bastadin-5

This is just one of a number of bastadins, which are molecules isolated from the marine sponge Ianthella basta. They possess antibacterial, cytotoxic and anti-inflammatory properties. AND A REALLY ****ING COOL NAME>

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Luciferase is a generic name for enzymes commonly used in nature for bioluminescence. And what is cooler than that?

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Draculin is the anticoagulant factor in vampire bat saliva. It is a large glycoprotein made from a sequence of 411 amino acids.

Just plane cool.

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General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

Gamma Ray Burst Posted:

great timesmingtonite

How about some minerals. tThe official name is magnesium iron silicate hydroxide, and it has the formula (Mg,Fe)7Si8O22(OH)2. It got its name from the locality where it was first found, great timesmington, Mbumachusetts, USA.

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Or

Buckminster Fullerene

I chose an image if a Buckytubes

I thought it was a cool name and a good play on the size yet strenth of your pen0r.

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Moronic Acid

This is a triterpenoid organic acid that is found in Pistacia resin, and is therefore of interest to people studying archaeological relics, shipwrecks and the contents of ancient Egyptian jars. But why it’s called moronic acid is still unknown… Derivatives of this are called moronates, as in ‘which moron-ate the contents of this jar?’

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Bastadin-5

This is just one of a number of bastadins, which are molecules isolated from the marine sponge Ianthella basta. They possess antibacterial, cytotoxic and anti-inflammatory properties. AND A REALLY ****ING COOL NAME>

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Luciferase is a generic name for enzymes commonly used in nature for bioluminescence. And what is cooler than that?

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Draculin is the anticoagulant factor in vampire bat saliva. It is a large glycoprotein made from a sequence of 411 amino acids.

Just plane cool.

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I begg you! Change my avatar into that!!!!

Hoatzin

Avatar: Ron Paul

Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

Just playin’ around

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Space STD

or

Alien AIDS

or

Alien STD

or

Space AIDS

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Hero For Hire

or

Sweet Christmas!

or

Where’s My Money, Honey?

or

Bulletproof Negro

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SCARY MONSTER

or

DA BOOGIEMAN

or

CLOSET MONSTER

or

male reproductive organMONGLER

JamJoom

Avatar: Cockroach

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

=====================@

how can i send image?

Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

BORN TO ROAM

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or just WOLF SHIRT

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

i die a little inside every time i see someone wearing something like that

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

I liked this one:

Biff Tannen Posted:

A Hole

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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

Velveteen Posted:

i die a little inside every time i see someone wearing something like that

Me too. It’s pretty much the worst thing you could possibly wear which is why TOOH should wear it.

manimal

Avatar: Blue Guitar
6

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

Velveteen Posted:

i die a little inside every time i see someone wearing something like that

WRONG wolf shirts/tats are epic

The Cheat

Avatar: The Cheat's Avatar

[The Flamers of Loa-
thing
]

Level 10 Re-Re

It's not just a clever name

MudBugger

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HoserDog

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Yeahhh… these aren’t as clever as I was hoping… oh well

protagonist

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[Kings-O-Douche]

Level 13 Troll

Julian is a homo

The Right Hole

Stretch Armstrong

Mr Backdoor

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Thats not actual nudity, its a pumpkin. A very sexy pumpkin.

protagonist edited this message on 04/12/2008 6:17AM

Wishlist

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform
5

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

The Nothing

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

I had the first bum avatar.

General Romanov Posted:

He did almost everything and it’s a team effort? But it’s perfect!

I loved Laser Fart. Best series ever, but it really “jumped the shart” with that whole gay bomb thing.

You guys did these avatars? **** that’s awesome.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

I loved Laser Fart. Best series ever, but it really “jumped the shart” with that whole gay bomb thing.

You guys did these avatars? **** that’s awesome.

As was said, the Hoatzin did the actual painting, I merely came up with the [scarequotes] concept [/scarequotes]. And like any good Sr. VP of Platform Development, I didn’t actually come up with the [scarequotes] concept [/scarequotes], either. I merely tapped in to an internet meme, i.e., I stole it.

If we did win, it would be totally awesome to actually get half of an e-peen, maybe with jagged lines to show where it was broken in half. Me and Hoatzin could each wear them on strings around our respective necks, and then pbum them on to our children. At some point in the distant future, during some calamitous adventure of some sort, two of our descendants would discover they had the matching e-peen medallions, and that their great great grandtrolls fought in the Forumwarz together. How cool would that be?

PS: All the rest is Hoatzin’s. He’s the real talent around here.

Marcos El Malo edited this message on 04/12/2008 11:13PM

clayren

Avatar: Schoolgirl Uniform

Level 15 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

My entry:

8-bit SpamBot

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The source is me. Made in ms-paint.

clayren edited this message on 04/12/2008 11:28PM

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

This is lulzful. Did you draw these?

I drew the vomit one, the arm I found in some medical diagram somewhere.

Marcos El Ma-
lo

Avatar: Marcos El Malo's Avatar

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

DonSlice Posted:

The Nothing

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are animated gifs allowed?

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

as long as they are 93×93 and less than 60k in size

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