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Macho OFFICAL FORUMWARZ CONTEST: Create an April Fool's Day contest! (Technically endorsed by Jalapeno Bootyhole(POSSIBLE E-PEEN!))

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Great idea. But can someone write up the contest for me? Thanks in advance.

So lately the forums have been all atwitter in anticipation with what the Forumwarz April Fool’s Day content will be. What kind of prank will they pull? Will there be content at all? If there is no content, does that count as meta-april-fools-day-content joke content? Is it double-meta if we expect them to do nothing but then they actually give us content? Shut up.

The point is, JB has been on record saying he is willing to let someone else design a contest that will determine what that content is. Who should design that contest? Good question! The answer is: I don’t know!

How does that help?

Didn’t I tell you to shut up, hypothetical question asker? Here is the contest to decided who is best fit to run the contest to decided what the April Fool’s content should be.

Rules:

Log in to see images!Design a contest.

Log in to see images!I will pick the contest I like best, according to some arbitrary set of conditions you won’t know about before hand.

Log in to see images!Whatever contest wins receives five bp as long as they actually, successfully run the contest they said they would.

Log in to see images!It doesn’t matter if the content that wins the contest that is won here is actually implemented, you will still get bp for what that’s worth.

Log in to see images!It possible someone, at some point, might get a peen related to something they did for some contest.


Isn’t this biased/unfair/falsely advertised/magic?


What was that last thing?


False advertisement?


Contest ends March 1st 12:00am

Other people have won other contests I have hosted before,

Log in to see images! Adapt edited this message on 02/06/2011 10:05PM

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Adapt Posted:

So lately the forums have been all atwitter in anticipation with what the Forumwarz April Fool’s Day content will be. What kind of prank will they pull? Will there be content at all? If there is no content, does that count as meta-april-fools-day-content joke content? Is it double-meta if we expect them to do nothing but then they actually give us content? Shut up.

The point is, JB has been on record saying he is willing to let someone else design a contest that will determine what that content is. Who should design that contest? Good question! The answer is: I don’t know!

How does that help?

Didn’t I tell you to shut up, hypothetical question asker? Here is the contest to decided who is best fit to run the contest to decided what the April Fool’s content should be.

Rules:

Log in to see images!Design a contest.

Log in to see images!I will pick the contest I like best, according to some arbitrary set of conditions you won’t know about before hand.

Log in to see images!Whatever contest wins receives five bp as long as they actually, successfully run the contest they said they would.

Log in to see images!It doesn’t matter if the content that wins the contest that is won here is actually implemented, you will still get bp for what that’s worth.

Log in to see images!It possible someone, at some point, might get a peen related to something they did for some contest.


Isn’t this biased/unfair/falsely advertised/magic?


What was that last thing?


False advertisement?


Contest ends March 1st 12:00am

Other people have won other contests I have hosted before,

Log in to see images!

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

I totally forgot to put this in the contest forum, so um ya.

megaxeroexe

Avatar: 242246 2010-09-08 01:33:44 -0400

Level 2 Hacker

starting some SICK FIRES

contest: pick the new site bg

rule: 1. it can only be goatse

2. **** you

2. first person to post wins and has their pic set as the fwz bg

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

so like get this.

we all get admin for a day.

the person who bans the most people before he is banned wins a epeen

Shiis Girlfriend edited this message on 02/06/2011 10:39PM

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/20/2011 1:53AM

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Do we post our idea here or do we tubmail it? Log in to see images!

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

So it’s a contest to see who can hold another, better contest…?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Jubbles Posted:

Do we post our idea here or do we tubmail it? Log in to see images!

here

Hobojim Posted:

So it’s a contest to see who can hold another

yes

Hobojim Posted:

, better

no

Hobojim Posted:

contest…?

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

oh yeah put a counter on their profile

1 BP each for the next ten posts. Go!

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Waffle Ticket Posted:

1 BP each for the next ten posts. Go!

You better not be lying. Log in to see images!

KingKloskowski Posted:

You better not be lying. Log in to see images!

Log in to see images!

Shiis Girlfr-
iend

Avatar: 98447 2011-07-31 00:56:37 -0400

Level 11 Emo Kid

Shii is my favorite person ever! I love him so.

Log in to see images!

KommanderKlo-
skowski

Avatar: 205479 2011-03-07 06:44:32 -0500

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Raffle Ticket Posted:

Log in to see images!

Ok then. Log in to see images!

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted. Also loves juicy balls (no homo).

Adapt Posted:

I totally forgot to put this in the contest forum, so um ya.

Fixed.

First person and last person to change Adapt’s avatar on 3/3/11 get 16 bp each.

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

In the spirit of Crotch Zombie farming out all their content creation to players, the contest should be designed around creating a new application concept to submit to Apple.

Naturally, it is at their own discretion if they use this great Log in to see images! idea or not.

And what about prizes, you ask?

The “winner” gets co-credit on the app submission, of course! They will also receive all blame when it gets rejected, and a bonus 100 Log in to see images!

Jubbles

Avatar: 24099 2011-10-31 20:24:56 -0400
106

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

I went almost four years without a custom title and all I got was this custom title. Also, male reproductive organs.

Jubbles Posted:

In the spirit of Crotch Zombie farming out all their content creation to players, the contest should be designed around creating a new application concept to submit to Apple.

Naturally, it is at their own discretion if they use this great Log in to see images! idea or not.

And what about prizes, you ask?

The “winner” gets co-credit on the app submission, of course! They will also receive all blame when it gets rejected, and a bonus 100 Log in to see images!

Toxx

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Welcome to GoatseTown

Post in threads, etc, for a week and things.

BUT

hide a goatse in as many CD posts as you can. Links, signatures, whatever. You could even edit old posts to have goatses in them. At the end of the week post in the contest thread links to all your posts and where the goatses are. Person who hides the most goatses WINS!

Of course, you’ll probably get banned, but who the **** cares?

Winner gets 50BP and an E-Peen named “Goatse III”

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