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Contest OFFICIAL CZ Contest: Emasculate Forumwarz! BP + E-Skinflap + Admin Peenoplasty!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

bobdisgea Posted:

oh ok thanks for explaining that fwz forum is a little bit very special. who would have ever guessed that Log in to see images!

anyone mind if i spam this so that it works properly and doesnt bug the **** out of me?

We appreciate the offer, but there’s not much more to say here. I’ll start a new thread to announce the winners, talk about the changes made, etc.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

We appreciate the offer, but there’s not much more to say here. I’ll start a new thread to announce the winners, talk about the changes made, etc.

Official Deadline plz?

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Official Deadline plz?

Just looking at my schedule, I’m not even going to start making changes until well over a week from now. So there’s still a lot of time to send stuff in. I’ll likely announce a drop-dead date when I get back, second week of March.

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

Chawin Posted:

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Hey peeps. I’m back home now and I’ve got a lot of catching up to do. But I’ll be going through the entries and handing out prizes as soon as I can. From my count, I have about 60 Tubmails to go through — that even beats Bill_Murray_Fan_7383’s record!

Meanwhile, you’ll be happy to know that GDC was great and I learned a hell of a lot there:

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

good luck w/ the sex change mate

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2013-09-23 16:02:05 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

i gotta get writin

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

1. did you hug notch for me.

2. jesus christ why is gender such a ****ing issue in games goddamn people are stupid if they think gender is ****ing complicated.

3. did you take pictures for me ?

also yay for this thread working properly again

bobdisgea edited this message on 03/06/2011 3:03PM

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

bobdisgea Posted:

1. did you hug notch for me.

2. jesus christ why is gender such a ****ing issue in games goddamn people are stupid if they think gender is ****ing complicated.

3. did you take pictures for me ?

also yay for this thread working properly again

considerd reding this post.

anyway. gooduluc to the inwners.!Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

And we have a winner! And I’m about to have no wiener.

The winner of my Peen has been notified, and I’ll perform the ritual penectomy as soon as they pick one out. Thanks everyone for entering!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

bobdisgea Posted:

1. did you hug notch for me.

2. jesus christ why is gender such a ****ing issue in games goddamn people are stupid if they think gender is ****ing complicated.

3. did you take pictures for me ?

also yay for this thread working properly again

reposting till i get an answer

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

bobdisgea Posted:

1. did you hug notch for me.

2. jesus christ why is gender such a ****ing issue in games goddamn people are stupid if they think gender is ****ing complicated.

3. did you take pictures for me ?

also yay for this thread working properly again

1. No, Notch was rather sweaty. And constantly surrounded by his Swedish bodyguards.
2. Gender isn’t that complicated, just often overlooked by (other) game designers.
3. I took some pictures, but they came out kinda ****ty. They were mostly of the surrounding San Fran slums.

I second that yay!

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

1. No, Notch was rather sweaty. And constantly surrounded by his Swedish bodyguards.
2. Gender isn’t that complicated, just often overlooked by (other) game designers.
3. I took some pictures, but they came out kinda ****ty. They were mostly of the surrounding San Fran slums.

I second that yay!

that was all i needed

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

Who got top prize?

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Also thanks for beeps and skinflap, JB..

KING KING KING KING KING KING edited this message on 03/07/2011 11:07PM

Zumosmorph

Avatar: 247891 2011-03-21 13:33:02 -0400
3

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 61 Troll

“Grendel”

Thanks JB! I appreciate the opportunity, though I doubt I was able to contribute much.

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

Just looking at my schedule, I’m not even going to start making changes until well over a week from now. So there’s still a lot of time to send stuff in. I’ll likely announce a drop-dead date when I get back, second week of March.

Second week of March, now.

Bacchus edited this message on 03/08/2011 12:15PM

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Yeah, I finally have enough BP to play Episode III!!!

But what’s the ****ing point Forumwarz is lame and it’s dead so whatever Log in to see images!

1212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212THREAD?DEAD!

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 edited this message on 03/08/2011 1:07PM

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Bill_Murray_Fan_7383 Posted:

1212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212121212THREAD?DEAD!

Sounds like you’ve played ep 3

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Just in case someone calls generichaxor, the winner of this contest was a relatively new player named The Machine, but they haven’t responded to my TMs or even logged in for over a month.

I’m thinking of awarding one of my Peen them by default, but it seems like a waste. If I don’t hear back soon, the grand prize will go to the runner-up.

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