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Girls This is why everybody should marry a Canadian.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Except for straight girls.

“A man has spent more than $26,000 to travel across England and America with his six sex dolls.

Dave Hockey, 57, has traveled with his girlfriends to Stonehenge, the Grand Canyon and Niagara Falls.

Hockey, who is married and from Nova Scotia, Canada, flew “Realdoll” Bianca and “Teddy Babe Deluxe” Carey to Britain for trips to Oxford, Wiltshire and Abergavenny, Wales.

Hockey, who also has a 2-year-old son, told the British tabloid The Sun, “My wife understands it is a hobby.”

“She isn’t threatened by the dolls she knows I’m not going to run off with an 80-pound piece of silicone shaped like a woman,” said Hockey.

During the Holiday, Hockey took his silicon girlfriend Bianca worth $3,239 sky diving, horseback riding and for a spin on the back of a Harley Davidson.

Hockey told the Sun, “I purchased my first dolls in November 2006. They looked cute.”

“I think the dolls are pretty — any man is lying if he says they aren’t,” said Hockey.

He has also bought $2,026 worth of glamorous outfits for the dolls — from lingerie to pairs of stilettos.

Dave also filmed a seven-week road trip across America, meeting other doll owners for his own dogreat timesentary,

Dave is in the final stage of editing his dogreat timesentary but hopes to have completed it in the next six weeks.

By Moon Ye-bin (yebinm@heraldm.com)

Intern reporter”

So, some dude bought a bunch of those sexy, sexy love dolls and is now paying to take them on trips around Europe and whatnot. The wife doesn’t mind, apparently. So, in conclusion, all girls in Canada will respect and love you even when they discover your filthy ****ing disgusting habits and won’t mind if you take plastic women around the world instead of her and your kid. Also, non-Canadian women, don’t marry Canadian men because they all love silicon love dolls.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

A man named Hockey is from Canada. Wow.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

I wonder if he’ll buy one of those sex robots? Hrmmmmm….


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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

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Jokes are way over my head

Oh man, I saw one of those at a sex trade show that I snuck in to once before they kicked me out for smelling really bad.

The robot was actually telling the owner to stop touching it, because he was creeping it out.

WHY WOULD SOMEONE PROGRAM A SEX ROBOT TO REJECT THEIR SEXUAL ADVANCES?

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

Fingerz Posted:

sex robots


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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
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Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Hobojim Posted:

WHY WOULD SOMEONE PROGRAM A SEX ROBOT TO REJECT THEIR SEXUAL ADVANCES?

Because enjoy. Duh.


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chammisan

Avatar: 170140 2011-12-20 14:36:20 -0500
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[le saboteur]

Level 69 Hacker

The Queen is not amused!

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Fingerz Posted:

Because enjoy. Duh.

ahaha Like in Cherry 2000 when she gets all wet and shorts out. I woulda finished with the ro**** before calling for service. I guess that might be more robot necrophilia than robot enjoy, but it’s along the same lines.

“0100111001001111 means NO!!!”


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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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Jokes are way over my head

Bacchus Posted:

http://morrisonworldnews.com/?p=39804

See, now that’s not fair. He wasn’t even living in Canada at the time. For all you know, we could have chased him out.

Also, one of his “clients’” names was Burgess Lee Burgess. That’s just ****ing weird.

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Looks like a perfectly normal child rapist to me.



If it’s inches on the right, what is the measurement on the left?


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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Canadian inches

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
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Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

Hobojim Posted:

Canadian inches

Is that what you call centimeters in Canada?


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So when a Canadian is all proud of his five “inch” male reproductive organ…


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Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
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[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

Bacchus Posted:

So when a Canadian is all proud of his five “inch” male reproductive organ…

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