what translator is that? i use the original: http://tashian.com/multibabel/

and that is not the same translation I got.

Original text:

“Domination is serious business.”

...10 translations later we get:

“It is generally hard work.”

“fine upstanding member of society fabulous person japs”

...10 translations later we get:

“SWOT forests in Japan”

So the ConveyThis app uses google translations, while the Tashian.org app uses babelfish translations.

I like ConveyThis because google translations has a LOT more language options, so it can get really ****ed. But, I like the interface for Tashian’s better.

Another downside is that it get’s so far off from it’s base text it’s a little too dramatic.

Examples:

“I’m a little teapot, short and stout.”

ConveyThis 56 Posted:

”My Biological oil.”

ConveyThis 50 Posted:

”My goosebumps oil.”

ConveyThis 40 Posted:

”My skin is crawling the content of fat.”

ConveyThis 30 Posted:

”My skin is low fat, is low.”

ConveyThis 20 Posted:

”I was a little pot, short and thick.”

ConveyThis 10 Posted:

”I’m a little teapot, short and thick.”

Tashian with Asian Posted:

”I’ small tea of the package of the metal of the M., the short circuits of i – circuits and of the black savage of the beer.”

Tashian standard Posted:

”I’ small a teapot of the M., short circuits – circuits and a beer of the measurer of the elevator.

“

I dunno, both are like what the **** are you talking about… I just enjoy the end result with Tashian moreso. The other one is at least grammatically correct at the end of the day, to some degree.

The scariest thing I learned from this is that every language has a phrase that means “I love you” except for Serbian.

conveythis Posted:

Original text:

“male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum”

...30 translations later we get:

“Lawd Shidiarekkusu bum bum ****”

conveythis Posted:

Original text:

“Homosexual.”

...56 translations later we get:

“Wrong”

Original text:

“sucking male reproductive organs is her favorite activity ”

...10 translations later we get:

“Sucking male reproductive organ, pictures and activities”

“Evil Trout is a fabulous person humping male reproductive organ bishop”

...56 translations later we get:

“Regional basis sometimes dangerous.”

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Original: “Forumwarz is full of fabulous persons and fine upstanding member of societys”

After 56 translations: Conference lesbians forumvarz black.”

That almost makes sense if you take “is full of” and “conference” both to mean a gathering.

Translation: fine upstanding member of societys and fabulous persons are universally recognized.

What if you put “Forumwarz is full of whites and Hbumelhoffs”?

Those translations are very ****ed up. But becaue they are ****ed up, they’re hilarious!

Mistertbones Posted:

Those translations are very ****ed up. But becaue they are ****ed up, they’re hilarious!

Wait wait wait… WAIT!

WAIT A ****ING MINUTE

Are… are you telling me that, these translations… that they are some how inaccurate?

You

Just

BLEW

MY

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

Really, this revelation really changes my perception of this thread.

I’m really at a loss for words right now…

I just… I

I think I need to go get some fresh air.

For the first time in my life, I feel like I’m seeing things clearly.

MY EYES ARE WIDE ****ING OPEN, WORLD HERE I COME!