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Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

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http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php

Raffle Ticket edited this message on 01/08/2011 6:35AM

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

what translator is that? i use the original: http://tashian.com/multibabel/

and that is not the same translation I got.

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

In Spite Of Posted:

what translator is that? i use the original: http://tashian.com/multibabel/

and that is not the same translation I got.

http://www.conveythis.com/translation.php


Ricket

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Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

Original text:

“Domination is serious business.”

...10 translations later we get:

“It is generally hard work.”


GO GO GADGET RON PAUL

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

“Posting in a bad thread”

...10 translations later we get:

“Local Poverty”


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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

“fine upstanding member of society fabulous person japs”

...10 translations later we get:

“SWOT forests in Japan”


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KommanderKlo-
skowski

Avatar: 205479 2011-03-07 06:44:32 -0500

Level 24 Hacker

“Mafiaboy”

Nicco Posted:

”fine upstanding member of society fabulous person japs”

...10 translations later we get:

“SWOT forests in Japan”

What’s a SWOT?

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

So the ConveyThis app uses google translations, while the Tashian.org app uses babelfish translations.

I like ConveyThis because google translations has a LOT more language options, so it can get really ****ed. But, I like the interface for Tashian’s better.

Another downside is that it get’s so far off from it’s base text it’s a little too dramatic.

Examples:

“I’m a little teapot, short and stout.”

ConveyThis 56 Posted:

”My Biological oil.”

ConveyThis 50 Posted:

”My goosebumps oil.”

ConveyThis 40 Posted:

”My skin is crawling the content of fat.”

ConveyThis 30 Posted:

”My skin is low fat, is low.”

ConveyThis 20 Posted:

”I was a little pot, short and thick.”

ConveyThis 10 Posted:

”I’m a little teapot, short and thick.”

Tashian with Asian Posted:

”I’ small tea of the package of the metal of the M., the short circuits of i – circuits and of the black savage of the beer.”

Tashian standard Posted:

”I’ small a teapot of the M., short circuits – circuits and a beer of the measurer of the elevator.

I dunno, both are like what the **** are you talking about… I just enjoy the end result with Tashian moreso. The other one is at least grammatically correct at the end of the day, to some degree.

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Another comparison:

I came on her mammary glands.

ConveyThis 56 Posted:

Santa

Tashian Posted:

They had come in his titmouses.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

The scariest thing I learned from this is that every language has a phrase that means “I love you” except for Serbian.

conveythis Posted:

Original text:

“male reproductive organS IN MY bum male reproductive organS IN MY bum OH LAWD male reproductive organS IN MY bum”

...30 translations later we get:

“Lawd Shidiarekkusu bum bum ****”

conveythis Posted:

Original text:

“Homosexual.”

...56 translations later we get:

“Wrong”

Joseph of Suburbia edited this message on 01/07/2011 9:30AM

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Pictures nice people made me.

Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

Kanye West

Avatar: 214905 2010-01-07 14:28:27 -0500
31

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Permanoob

I'mma let you finish, but x had one the greatest y's of ALL TIME!

Translatin’ my album:

Kanye West Posted:

Everybody knows I’m a mutha****in’ monster!

conveythis 51 translations later Posted:

Any questions?


Yo, Kanye West’s signature, I’m really happy for you, and I’mma let you finish, but MYSPACE TOM HAD THE BEST SIGNATURE OF ALL TIME! OF ALL TIME!

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Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Original text:

“sucking male reproductive organs is her favorite activity ”

...10 translations later we get:

“Sucking male reproductive organ, pictures and activities”


Sig by Aldo

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Original text:

“I like donkey male reproductive organes in my tea.”

...50 translations later we get:

“I love the country.”

Original text:

“in the Course of humanity, it becomes necessary for 1 people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to bumume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature entitle them”

...50 translations later we get:

“Birds, of course, in politics and government”


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Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

“Evil Trout is a fabulous person humping male reproductive organ bishop”

...56 translations later we get:

“Regional basis sometimes dangerous.”


You are 1 person out of 7 billion people on 1 planet out of 8 planets in 1 starsystem out of 100 billion starsystems. You are enormously insignificant.

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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Original: “Forumwarz is full of fabulous persons and fine upstanding member of societys”

After 56 translations: Conference lesbians forumvarz black.”

That almost makes sense if you take “is full of” and “conference” both to mean a gathering.


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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

Original: “Forumwarz is full of fabulous persons and fine upstanding member of societys”

After 56 translations: Conference lesbians forumvarz black.”

That almost makes sense if you take “is full of” and “conference” both to mean a gathering.

Translation: fine upstanding member of societys and fabulous persons are universally recognized.

What if you put “Forumwarz is full of whites and Hbumelhoffs”?


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Well

Original text:

“Forumwarz is full of whites and Hbumelhoffs”

...56 translations later we get:

“哈塞尔霍 forumvarz all white.”


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Mistertbones

Avatar: 240061 2010-08-19 08:13:22 -0400
16

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 43 Troll

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Those translations are very ****ed up. But becaue they are ****ed up, they’re hilarious!


What was that sandvich? Kill them all!? Good idea!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Mistertbones Posted:

HEY GUYS I AM IN ON THIS JOKE TOO OKAY?


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
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[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
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Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Mistertbones Posted:

Those translations are very ****ed up. But becaue they are ****ed up, they’re hilarious!

Wait wait wait… WAIT!

WAIT A ****ING MINUTE

Are… are you telling me that, these translations… that they are some how inaccurate?

You

Just

BLEW

MY

MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIND

Really, this revelation really changes my perception of this thread.

I’m really at a loss for words right now…

I just… I

I think I need to go get some fresh air.

For the first time in my life, I feel like I’m seeing things clearly.

MY EYES ARE WIDE ****ING OPEN, WORLD HERE I COME!

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