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Butthurt Favorite Cuss

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

With the direction the American English language is traveling I have been wondering many things. And the one I would like to ask you, and for you to tell me, is what would be your favorite curse word to use?

Some of you might have noticed that one of my favorites is “woman's genitals.” It is very versatile.

For instance it could be used as, Sergeant Cid has an rotating operatic woman's genitals.

Or simply, Sergeant Cid is a woman's genitals.

Other examples:

What a loopy woman's genitals Sergeant Cid is.

If I had to choose between a rotting woman's genitals and Sergeant Cid I wouldn’t be able to tell the difference.

I am not just asking for insult purposes. “Son Of A ****” or “Jesus H Christ” has good rhythm and is a good release.

I don’t know. I am going to shower.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Skyman747 edited this message on 01/05/2011 10:53PM

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
16

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

So, you made this thread just to call Cid a woman's genitals? How clever, I don’t think the mods would EVER have figured that out :/

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Darn.

Johnny Mac

Avatar: 37704 2022-12-12 08:49:44 +0000
66

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 60 Troll

I grant you an bumhole x

male reproductive organs

tatertwat

Avatar: 182664 Fri May 22 10:58:46 -0400 2009
22

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 35 Hacker

“43 4f 44 45 20 4d 41 53 54 45 52”

people who say “cuss” are inbred retards

Dean Venture

Avatar: 60484 Thu Oct 16 00:24:33 -0400 2008
72

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

Golly!

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

tatertwat Posted:

people who say “cuss” are inbred retards

qft

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/20/2011 2:12AM

I knew a guy named Chet a few years ago. Not short for Charley or anything, his parents just named him Chet. He was very sensitive about using his name in place of the word ****, so I started doing it all the time. Now I don’t even still know anyone else who knew him, but I think it’s funny so I continue saying “holy chet,” “full o’ chet,” “you little chet,” and “chet me a ****ing cow.”

Also, of course:

http://stagevu.com/video/nnxblnmglyfl

Teh Cezar

Avatar: 139026 2011-07-31 00:02:35 -0400
9

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

I burst out saying “Well **** me in the bum while I’m asleep” when I’m surprised & stuff-I’M NOT GAY I SWEAR!!!

Also, yeah, woman's genitals and variations i.e. woman's genitalswaffles.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

If only “****” and “woman's genitals” could be combined in some way. I enjoy the “k” sound in both of them and appreciate the rhythm they have when said together, but there’s just no clbumy way to mash them up.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

I almost never use foul language in its vanilla form when i actually say them. They are almost always given some type of prefix or suffix. Sometimes another cuss, sometimes not. My favorite one to tack stuff onto is probably **** though, but **** gets some nice results too with the always good K sound.

Edit: Though it isn’t as foul of a word, “Turdburgler” is one of my favorite insults this past month or so. The base word made Carlins list, so its enough of a cuss for me.

dobnits edited this message on 01/06/2011 7:55PM

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

dobnits Posted:

The base word made Carlins list

Check again.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

man-man Posted:

Check again.

Checked again, listened to the whole sketch.

I stand by my statement.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

woman's genitals.

lolbronnih

Avatar: 103335 2010-01-24 16:16:08 -0500
1

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 15 Camwhore

kinda looks like martha stewart while stirring

wankstain

or

holy mackerel!

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
28

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 37 Camwhore

moo

i usually say “woman's genitals stains” or “****ing fine upstanding member of society male reproductive organs” as my stand alone curses, like if i stub my toe or the cat pukes on the floor. but i’ve been trying to clean up my language since i had the baby.

p sure beavis & bumhead came up with “turd burglar” and it’s a good one for sure, but no where near a curse word imo.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

dobnits Posted:

Checked again, listened to the whole sketch.

I stand by my statement.

I read Wikipedia and had some memories of the original that agreed with what it said on there. Are we talking about the same list? ‘Cause I’m thinking of the 7 words “you can’t say on TV”, which were ****, ****, ****, woman's genitals, male reproductive organsucker, ****, and mammary glands.

Although apparently “In 1983’s at Carnegie comedy special, Carlin expanded the list even further, reading a newly compiled list of over 200 dirty words from an oversized scroll.” so maybe you meant that list. In which case, 1 among 200 makes it not a particularly potent cuss.

I think your choice of favourite was wrong, both factually and morally.

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
54

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

To my knowledge, this isn’t the thread about picking the best word that man-man deems a cuss.

Regardless, I even said there were better cusses. I just prefer using turdburgler you turdbugler.

On top of that, if the fact that because this list has 200 words on it, one word is not as potent, that also means his original seven aren’t as potent, leaving everything defunct. At least turd makes the top ten list…

dobnits edited this message on 01/07/2011 12:30AM
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