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Fun [CLOSED] Bob needs about 30 USD, Help Bob

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

So, bob’s mother has put a pbumword on the router and decreased his bandwidth to about nothing. I suggested he buy a keycatcher, get the pbumword, and fix it himself. He argues that he cannot afford a keycatcher, so I suggested that some FWZ good samaritan might want to help. Anyone up for being bob’s fairy godmother (since his real mother doesn’t understand the importance of bandwidth)?

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

tell him to get a job, move out and get a life

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

ill tubmail my paypal to anyone will ing to help me.

just look at how sad i am Log in to see images!

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

why on gods green earth would anybody pay so that some fabulous person can return to this website

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

infact i hope i speak for most of the “trolls” here by saying that i will not give him any money because its funnier to know that some fat **** with no social skills cannot hide on the internet

Chawin was banned for this post by Catt although

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

this is all coming from a college drop out

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Chawin Posted:

why on gods green earth would anybody pay so that some fabulous person can return to this website

What’s wrong with being a fabulous person? Log in to see images!

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

Chawin Posted:

tell him to get a job, move out and get a life

Sadly this Log in to see images!

Or go to college. They have free internet. Just do what everyone else does and take out an bumload of loans.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

What are the odds of anyone noticing if you made use of that “reset to factory settings” bumon that most of these things have? (Paperclip sized hole on the bottom normally)

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

chawin Posted:

tell him to get a job, move out and get a life

Sadly this Log in to see images!

Or go to college. They have free internet. Just do what everyone else does and take out an bumload of loans.

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

man-man Posted:

What are the odds of anyone noticing if you made use of that “reset to factory settings” bumon that most of these things have? (Paperclip sized hole on the bottom normally)

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

man-man Posted:

What are the odds of anyone noticing if you made use of that “reset to factory settings” bumon that most of these things have? (Paperclip sized hole on the bottom normally)

she already tells me daily to move out whats the worst that could happen.

also im trying to get a job. but its hard when i cant fill out applications anymore.

Hobojim

Avatar: 225269 2010-12-18 04:46:40 -0500
5

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 69 Troll

Jokes are way over my head

You’d probably have better luck begging on a street corner. One good day of begging will probably net you well over thirty bucks, bumuming you look sad and pathetic enough.

And I doubt that’s much of an bumumption.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

You could go to the library. The library always has free internet for peeps in need of filling out job applications.

Is the reason she restricted your bandwidth because she’s having to pay overage fees? If that’s the case then idk I think she kinda has the right to. I mean, by the sounds of it she’s allready feeding you, clothing you, sheltering you etc. Imo internet is kind of a bonus in the whole essentials for living equation. I mean aren’t you like 21? Sorry but you’re kinda past the age of sympathy for this particular situation.

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

Now that I think about it this is just really, really pathetic. A ****ing 21 year old whining about how his mommy took away his internet and he can’t even afford the like $30 for a work around? And then begging for money from people on ****ing forumwarz of all ****?

lol

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lololololololololololololol

duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

Sorry Bob I don’t mean to be harsh but perhaps it’s time to reevaluate ****.

Malaise

Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
100

[Good Omens]

Level 69 Troll

XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA XAHIRA

I’m with Duca on this one. If you are 21 years old and $30 is a meaningful amount of money to you then something has gone seriously wrong.

Also if Duca is correct in her bumessment and your mother has done this because you are using too much bandwidth and costing her extra money then this workaround buys you a month at most before she notices that the bills are still coming in. Job or school Little Mister! Choose one.

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

Or you could get a FREE, SOFTWARE BASED key logger… for you know… FREE.

http://www.actualkeylogger.com/

KING KING KI-
NG KING KING-
KING

Avatar: 190122 2011-07-31 00:25:04 -0400
11

Level 62 Troll

Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person Mbumive fabulous person

In Spite Of Posted:

Or you could get a FREE, SOFTWARE BASED key logger… for you know… FREE.

http://www.actualkeylogger.com /

I was just about to post this.

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

Malaise Posted:

I’m with Duca on this one. If you are 21 years old and $30 is a meaningful amount of money to you then something has gone seriously wrong.

$30 was a lot of money to me when I was 21, but that’s because I was working a **** job and paying rent, a pager bill (LMFAO yeah), an electric bill, car insurance, and also trying to feed myself, by myself. Also getting drunk every night pretty much used up all my extra moneyz Log in to see images!

Bobbo, I humbly suggest you go out and at least make it LOOK like you’re trying to find work, therefore trying to move out and finally live like a grown up. Go to Burger King or McDonald’s, ffs and bring home a job application, leave it out on the counter (or wherever) where your mom can see it. That might be all you need to do to get her to ease up a little. I doubt she actually wants you to move out, because if she did she would just throw you out. It’s more likely that she just doesn’t want to be your sole source of support anymore, seeing as you are a legal adult now. Show her you’re trying, I bet that’s all she wants to see.

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