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E-Peen(tm) ITT: Post the 3 best presents you got this year

Ricket

MODERATOR
Avatar: 4300 2011-11-01 00:56:47 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

Good poster, upvoted.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2011-12-11 17:25:30 -0500
8

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 61 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into anime. ALSO male reproductive organS!

1. World of Warcraft: Cataclysm.

And that’s pretty much all I got.

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

Box of Asian Candy

Boxers

$100

It’s all I got

also lololol iPad

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

money, because my relatives have learned that they cant buy presents that i will actually enjoy and just spare us both the embarbumment of me having to pretend i like it and then putting it somewhere i will never see it again

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

  • Cincinnati Reds Jersey
  • bumload of brand name clothes (which I never get because they’re too damn expensive)
  • Cash money

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

Best presents I got:

    Razor

    Blades

    Pumpkin Shirt

Best Presents I didn’t get:

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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

i got a pac man shirt, pac man boxers, pac man pajama pants, a book i already had, a book i will never read, a new headset/mic for my computer which wont work, a star wars pillow case thats pretty bad bum, and some candy that i dont want to eat, and battlefield 2.

present wise its my best chirstmas in years. i hate christmas

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Why won’t your headset work, bob?

dobnits

Avatar: 58842 2010-01-24 16:19:10 -0500
51

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Troll

THE LEGENDARY PINK DOBS

One hundred dollars. (to pay bills)

Colorku.

Three clementine oranges.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Dell Latitude E6510

I only wish it had a 500 GB HD.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

bobdisgea Posted:

i got a pac man shirt, pac man boxers, pac man pajama pants, a book i already had, a book i will never read, a new headset/mic for my computer which wont work, a star wars pillow case thats pretty bad bum, and some candy that i dont want to eat, and battlefield 2.

Someone can’t count.

I had a pretty weak christmas gift wise. I think I’ve reached an age where I no longer get sent money in a card by every distant relative who I don’t know/like well enough to ever visit. That was a pretty fecking good haul some years, but not any more.

man-man edited this message on 12/25/2010 8:10PM

Count_Smurf

Avatar: 238805 2010-08-19 21:36:46 -0400
3

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

dobnits Posted:

One hundred dollars. (to pay bills)

Colorku.

Three clementine oranges.

Clementine oranges are delicious.

Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-04-26 03:28:23 -0400
59

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Perpetually Gay

1. A laptop that is actually pretty fly.

2. One-a them sweet-bum iHomes.

3. Wind Waker.

Fran

Avatar: 34789 2011-12-20 18:11:44 -0500
40

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 62 Camwhore

Manphin's Prehensile male reproductive organ Was Here.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Fran Posted:

ill love you fran. me love you long time

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

brand new snowboarding pants

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

1. Bailed out of County Jail

2. Merry Merry Christmas – New Kids On The Block cbumette tape

3. My real dad’s phone number (he didn’t answer)

A shirt.

Top of the line ankle bracelet with GPS and cellular tracking capability.

Evicted.

****tard

Avatar: 164527 2010-01-24 16:15:19 -0500
26

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 35 Camwhore

moo

In Spite Of Posted:

1. Bailed out of County Jail

2. Merry Merry Christmas – New Kids On The Block cbumette tape

3. My real dad’s phone number (he didn’t answer)

i still know all the words to “funky funky xmas”

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Log in to see images! bitchtard edited this message on 12/26/2010 6:52AM

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