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Macho The "I am literally posting on forumwarz while it is simultaneously Christmas at the same time even thread" thread

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

I think I started to masturbate yesterday and then ended up watching The Hanging Garden and rolling a week’s worth of cigarettes instead because the masturbation wasn’t really working for me. Does that count?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

Jubbles Posted:

First half is wrong, second half open to interpretation. There is historical evidence that Jesus existed, whether or not one believes in divine origin. Log in to see images!

There’s also evidence that the whole thing would make more sense as an extended parable; various inconsistencies between the story and known facts, some of the earliest christian writings talking about jesus as a purely divine figure (not as a guy who was strolling around Terra Firma shortly before), a lot of the important places in the story showing no signs of having been settled at the time in question…

But it was 2000+ years ago, the only honest answer is “who ****ing knows?”. Dude could have been some wandering rabbi type, or a composite of several people, or an imaginary figure for fun and profit.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

What kind of disappointment did anyone else get?

King Krimson

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[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
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Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Merry Christmas!

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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[love is a dog from-
hell
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Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Fortunato Posted:

hands up anyone who masturbated yesterday

yup yup yup

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Adapt Posted:

What kind of disappointment did anyone else get?

My Christian friend that celebrates Christmas gave me a dozen gnomes. Thoughtful of her I suppose, but now I have about 18 more hours to name them before they get ****ed and start their nameless gnome shenanigans. So I have to come up with 12 names, I’m disappointed.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
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[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

viscera Posted:

My Christian friend that celebrates Christmas gave me a dozen gnomes. Thoughtful of her I suppose, but now I have about 18 more hours to name them before they get ****ed and start their nameless gnome shenanigans. So I have to come up with 12 names, I’m disappointed.

Peter, Andrew, James, John, Philip, Bartholomew, Matthew, Thomas, James, Thaddeus, Simon, and Judas?

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
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[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

viscera Posted:

come up with 12 names

Dave, David, Davey, John, Jon, Jonny, Will, Willy, William, Bill, Billy … umm, Billiam?

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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Sollux Captor

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Gamzee Makara

Eridan Ampora

Feferi Peixes

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
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[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

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OverclockedJ-
esus

Avatar: 16071 2010-02-06 15:55:38 -0500
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Level 69 Troll

“Human Yeast Infection”

It’s “Republic Dominican” in the lyrics. And then “Cuba, Caribbean, Greenland, El Salvador too”.

Animaniacs = epic win of all wins.

I vote shenanigans. Life needs adventure.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

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let them work out who is who.

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