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TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

You wake up in a apartment room high above the clouds

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You have a Glock

There’s zombies trying to get inside

You have no ammo for your gun

The door cannot stand much longer

There’s a pinball machine to your left

 

What do you do?


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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Auto erotic asphyxiation


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TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Auto erotic asphyxiation

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Nicco

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Avatar: 24745 2011-07-31 00:34:23 -0400
51

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco Nicco

/quit


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CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

Open the door, don’t be such an bumhole.

TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

Avatar: Sad Face
1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

CrinkzPipe Posted:

Open the door, don’t be such an bumhole.

you forgot the zombies

game over


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Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

Obviously already ****ed up by not saving the last round for yourself.

Only alternative is to move the pinball machine in front of the door(to buy time), and rub the dirty flezz all over yourself in the hopes that the cash has made a few trips through the local tittybar and will make you taste worse to the zombies.


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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Nailbomb Posted:

Obviously already ****ed up by not saving the last round for yourself.

Only alternative is to move the pinball machine in front of the door(to buy time), and rub the dirty flezz all over yourself in the hopes that the cash has made a few trips through the local tittybar and will make you taste worse to the zombies.

how do you plan to survive in case the zombies get past through the pinball machine?


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use flezz to buy raffle tickets, die a happy man as the zombies burst in


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Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

TheHeadshotter666DEVIL Posted:

how do you plan to survive in case the zombies get past through the pinball machine?

Well you could try beating them over the head with your glock, but its not the best solution either.

If anything the moral to this story is that flezz in hand isn’t as valuable as ammo in hand, and you should all invest in brbum and lead to save yourselves from situations like this.


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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Nailbomb Posted:

Well you could try beating them over the head with your glock, but its not the best solution either.

If anything the moral to this story is that flezz in hand isn’t as valuable as ammo in hand, and you should all invest in brbum and lead to save yourselves from situations like this.

you could jump out of the window for a quick death instead of agonize in the zombie’s hands


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Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

TheHeadshotter666DEVIL Posted:

you could jump out of the window for a quick death instead of agonize in the zombie’s hands

thats not the way to do it…

with your last breath your suposed to tell them to “choke on them!”


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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Nailbomb Posted:

thats not the way to do it…

with your last breath your suposed to tell them to “choke on them!”

i’d rather make a puddi of myself in the pavement below


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Nailbomb

Avatar: 136542 Sun Apr 12 01:12:37 -0400 2009
3

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 69 Troll

the guy that rolled around in **** the most

TheHeadshotter666DEVIL Posted:

i’d rather make a puddi of myself in the pavement below

Don’t be a sissy.


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”I’ve always felt that the real horror is next door to us, that the scariest monsters are our neighbors.”

George A. Romero

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Aldo_Anything Posted:

Flamebate got nailbombed

TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Nailbomb Posted:

Don’t be a sissy.

enjoy being molested by zombies while i get a quick and painless death


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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

/remember zombies of the romero sort are biologically impossible so its prolly just the neighbours


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

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1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

/remember zombies of the romero sort are biologically impossible so its prolly just the neighbours

dont be a douche, its zombies and that’s it

open the door and see for yourself


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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Raffle Ticket Posted:

use flezz to buy raffle tickets, die a happy man as the zombies burst in


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

Chuck_Diesel

Avatar: 246059 2010-12-15 16:56:21 -0500
1

[Aperture Science I-
nnovators
]

Level 10 Re-Re

were oh were

TheHeadshotter666DEVIL Posted:

You have  1000

oh my god you stupid **** go die in an inferno flezz is worthless who would EVEN want that much GOG DANM

TheHeadshott-
er666DEVIL

Avatar: Sad Face
1

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 14 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

Chuck_Diesel Posted:

oh my god you stupid **** go die in an inferno flezz is worthless who would EVEN want that much GOG DANM

better than no flezz at all


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