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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

I like to rim Crispers out of guys bumholes

Dude why did you let us create the forum and then take it away? A lot of people put effort into that, even if you don’t agree. bumhole move man.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/20/2011 2:14AM

BLU spy

Avatar: 243499 2010-10-13 23:18:37 -0400
9

Level 23 Troll

“Dick in a Box”

fix this **** mods

In Spite Of

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

**** you bumholes. Seriously.

In Spite Of edited this message on 12/20/2010 8:28AM

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

Alright, in all seriousness, what harm would it do to anyone to let it be an actual forum as intended? Is it going to offend someone? Probably, but that’s never been a problem before. Is it going to bore people. Well, lol, that’s not a problem, is it? Some of the content in that forum was actually funny (to me) and it’s senseless to just Delete ****ing Everything because you don’t like it (you being, idk who, but I’m mad at whoever you are).

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

if forumwarz has taught us anything, its that, for jb, it’s not funny unless its exceptionally long-winded

Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
14

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 35 Emo Kid

A neverhasbeen

That’s a pretty male reproductive organ move. I predict mbum rioting and anarchy on Forumbuildr for at least the next 8 hours.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

Thanks, ET.

sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2012-12-05 02:59:05 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE ****WAD

I’m seeing lots of poop-based items on this week’s (terrible) forum. Vote them up and keep fighting for poop!

Chawin

Avatar: 146808 2012-12-30 22:05:41 -0500
12

[Deth Krew 2010]

Level 69 Hacker

Scared of death

[22:57:50] m0x: post it as ‘this was all m0x’s saying i’m just relaying it, no trolling in his post or mine either’ or you’ll prob get banned again

[22:57:51] m0x: iconnu or however your spell your name can you stop riding male reproductive organ please,’thanks et’? how ****ing dumb and arrogant can you be, do you really just sit there thinking “wow i made this AMAZING SITE what it is, LOOK AT ALL I’VE SUBMITTED god my wife would be so proud” and then go around trying to protect it?

honestly we can tell you’re from russia because you are literally sitting there with a socialist attitude going “WHAT IS GOOD FOR ME IS GOOD FOR THE PEOPLE FOR I AM CZAR”, no matter how ****ty buildr is it’s still a voting process and no rules were broken with the vote, but you’re too busy eating borscht and bum to allow something that dedicated members would actually find amusing and you’d rather have bad avatars, mispelled posts, and unfunny retorts be the ‘humor’ that is deemed acceptable for user generated forums

congrats your tight bumed communism is another very special thing this site offers that would honestly drive decent members away if they saw your horse****, you are the stick that is beating the dead dog that we call forumwarz

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

Log in to see images! TUBSWEETIE edited this message on 09/20/2011 2:14AM

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

I especially liked poop’s banner.

To whoever created it, you’re a wizard.

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

this post is more offensive than any of the content of last week’s forum.

qft

Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

ET, can I explain something to you?

Everybody poops, and everyone needs to get poop out of their system at some point. Everyone started releasing their poop with the poop forum, but now they can’t stop pooping, resulting in off topic subjects for this weeks forum. You should have let people use the poop forum to poop in, as now you’ve ruined that ****ty gimmick alt Hank Hill I cba to look at his name’s great idea.

I hope you’re happy.

mterek

Avatar: 192622 2009-09-24 16:39:01 -0400
18

[mahjong]

Level 69 Re-Re

$$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$ $$$$$$$$$$$$$

Looking at this week’s spread of poop, I can say Tubs has left his smear on forumbuildr.

Also, I upvoted a forum, and its rating went to -5. It is a sign.

Mistertbones

Avatar: 240061 2010-08-19 08:13:22 -0400
16

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 43 Troll

I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay!

Just repeat to yourself it’s just a game, I should really just relax!

viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
8

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

FEED ME A STRAY CAT

mterek Posted:

Looking at this week’s spread of poop, I can say Tubs has left his smear on forumbuildr.

Also, I upvoted a forum, and its rating went to -5. It is a sign.

Yeah, I think this is a battle that can’t be won.

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Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Wow, I missed this whole thing. Good job, ET.

Remember, kids: Joke entries are technically legal (I guess?) but it’s unlikely we’ll keep them around for very long. We understand this is something people need to get out of their systems once in a while — much like poop itself — but it doesn’t look good for players who are actually trying to compete.

Stealing ideas from other players, however — even if the entry consists of one albeit hilarious word — is always illegal.

Thank you for your understanding and your continued patronage.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

i would like to ask if anyone remembers that time when a bunch of posters posted banners saying forumbuildr is crap and got banned for reposting the same banner several times as that apparently falls under “stealling submissions” because its stealing from yourself

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

Nicolas Cage's No. 1 Fan

[5:01:37 PM] viscera: Please tell fwz that JB is a power hungry no life male reproductive organwad, and I hope he got a raging boner from ****ing with forumbuildr (two weeks in a row) and no, he will not enjoy my “continued patronage” and I hope other people decide not to give him money for VALUABLE INTERNET CURRENCY Log in to see images! if he’s going to be such a fascist party pooper (pun intended).

[5:02:41 PM] viscera: oh yeah

[5:02:55 PM] viscera: also, bring back our awesome poop forum (like that’s going to happen)

[5:03:22 PM] viscera: also

[5:03:25 PM] viscera: Log in to see images! bobdisgea edited this message on 12/21/2010 5:03PM

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