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Help A use for junk?

Sancdar

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21

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

So, we all know that when you get junk, you pawn it and get some  . But what if there’s some junk that we should be holding on to? One of my klanmates, lulz56, noticed that if you buy junk at the Ppwn Shoppe, sometimes it pops up a confirmation message saying that the item isn’t of much use for your clbum, and sometimes it doesn’t. Jalapeno Bootyhole said a while back that junk will get stats at some point and maybe become more valuable. Perhaps this is the first step?

                                                                             Pop-up?
                           Item                                      Camwhore   Emo   Troll  Re-Re
Abandoned Tire
Anvil                                                                   N                      N
Approxim-o™ Knife
Asimov™ OS IX                                                                                  N
Bicycle                                                                 N                      N
Birdhouse                                                               N                      N
Buy This Book: The Complete Guide to Buying this Book                   N        N
Children’s Playhouse Kit
Chinese Takeaway
CMPLT MRN’S GIDE 2 TXTNG
Constitution of India
Deed to Indian Burial Ground
Dog Spray                                                                               Y
Down the Road, Not Across the Street! An Illustrated Guide to Suicide
Dishwashing Brush
Dried-Out Cheese
Electric Transportation Device
Empty Gas Pump                                                          N        N      N      N
Expired Ground Pork                                                     N        N      N
Fish Head
Genuine Asimov™ OS IX
Human Skull                                                             N                      N
I Almost Had Sex With a Woman: Memoirs of a Hacker Hero                 Y        Y      Y
Ironic Egg Timer
Jew’s Harp
Justin Timberlake's Mobile Phone
"Magic" Mushroom
Marble
Mary Magdalene
McBuggy Anti-Anti Virus™                                                                       N
Mix Tape of Novelty Songs, Awful Covers and ‘80s TV Theme Songs         Y        Y      N      Y
Motherboard
“No, I ****ed [i]Your[/i] Dad!” The Greatest Comebacks in History       N
Pipe Organ                                                              N
Pirate Flag
Pocket Watch                                                            N
Retro Calendar
Remote Control
Rubber Chicken
Rusty Old Kettle
Sexual Relations With That Woman
Spamminator 2000™ v2.0                                                  Y        Y      Y
The Anorexic Cookbook: 50 Fun Recipes for Water
The Art of Flame War
Tomato Soup Can                                                         N
Toy Eyeball                                                                                    N
Used Asthma Inhaler
Vinyl Record
                           Item                                      Camwhore   Emo   Troll  Re-Re

Sancdar edited this message on 04/23/2008 8:09AM

seanpg71

Avatar: Blood Cells
5

[Brainfreeze]

Level 10 Emo Kid

“Gloomy Gus”

The mix tape has always been available for buying in the ppwn shop and has always been the same price ever since I started tracking such things. It might just be special.

Also – I get the popup for the mix tape as an emo kid.

seanpg71 edited this message on 04/08/2008 8:00PM

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

word is, maybe in episode 2 some of them are usable by various clbumes.

among the junk books there are some that are clearly designed for various clbumes.

gpnaes71

Avatar: Chugging Beer

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

No message for my the troll w/ the mix tape.

And you totally owe me 23  now. Log in to see images!

-average mario

gpnaes71 edited this message on 04/08/2008 8:25PM

Sancdar

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21

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

You know there’s an Undo Purchase bumon, right?

average mario

Avatar: Corset 2
4

[Brainfreeze]

Level 66 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

My troll isn’t very intelligent.

Edit: I mean umm… since it let me buy it I wanted to test to see if I could wear it or something…. yeah.

average mario edited this message on 04/08/2008 8:35PM

average mario

Avatar: Corset 2
4

[Brainfreeze]

Level 66 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

Troll and Emo both get warned for the hacker book, and neither do for the pork or the gas pump.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

the hacker book is likely for hackers, the texting is likely for permanoobs, across the street or whetever is for emos, art of flame war for trolls, 101 whatever is probably for camwhores.

General Roma-
nov

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4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

I just buy junk for the lulz! Like No I ****ed You’re Dad

lulz56

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11

[The Knights of LOL]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I almost have a complete collection now.

Just missing a few Items.

http://forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/5303

lulz56 edited this message on 04/17/2008 2:00PM

d000dl3s

Avatar: Red Green Flashing

[****LANS]

Level 10 Troll

I LIEK CAKE.

troll gets warning for Dog Spray.

Bill_Murray_-
Fan_7383

Avatar: 7241 2011-07-31 00:42:33 -0400
9

[i have a thirteen inch male reproductive organ click for proof]

Level 35 Camwhore

Oh whoops, I dropped my monster condom that I use for my magnum dong

Any word on Justin Timberlake’s Cellphone? I’d expect that to be a Camwhore item.

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

L2 Posted:

Any word on Justin Timberlake’s Cellphone? I’d expect that to be a Camwhore item.

I woulda thought Re-Re, because you’d have to be a Re-Re to think JT is actually a good musician. Log in to see images!

Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I was thinking JT’s phone would be a Troll item, since the description talks about getting an easy lay and we all know Camwhores are an easy lay. I could see how it might be a Camwhore item, though.

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

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47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

spamminator will likely be fore hackers too.

Aldo_Anything

MODERATOR
Avatar: 32555 2014-07-18 11:39:53 -0400
98

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

male reproductive organMEISTER

I started collecting a week ago. who knows what it will be used for, some things just look cool

Sancdar

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21

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Camwhore

LCC club

So is anyone’s collection complete yet?

Pickled male reproductive organ-
bum

Avatar: Pickled Dickbutt's Avatar
47

[Board of Directors]

Level 10 Camwhore

AHAHA HEADSETS

added a column to the list of gifts wiki. six items have predicted or discovered clbumes. (sandcars research shows that misxtapes are usable by trolls, but not emo or camwhore) I asigned books based on their subject matter, since they seeme to generate pop ups too.

J4zz 4d

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6

[eB4ss1st l0w fr3q -
Kl4n
]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I collect junk too I’m still missing some.

There should be an e-peen for people who collected all junk items.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2012-08-08 16:31:36 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

May your aqua splash stay wet like a young girl in her prime. Hold your machetes high!

I tried collecting one of everything I could find earlier, but I hit the limit where I couldn’t get any more. So now I just keep the stuff that’s the most valuable and sell the cheap items.

Nillo edited this message on 04/29/2008 2:20PM
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