How do asian parents name their kids?

They throw a bunch of pots and pans down the stairs.

How do you know an Asian has robbed your house?

When your computer is upgraded, homework is done, and the fine upstanding member of society is still trying to back out of the yard.

A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast. One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, “Why are you selling women’s breast?” The butcher replied, “In Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women’s breast can increase men’s sex drive, and enlarge the size of their male reproductive organ.”

Hearing about the “enlarging the male reproductive organ” the Asian woman was determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the butcher for the price of the breast. “Well,” says the butcher, “It depends on what kind of breast you want. We have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast.”

“Give me the price of each!”, said the Asian lady impatiently. “The black breasts are $200 a pound,” the butcher says. “White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian breasts are $400 a pound.”

The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were the most expensive in the breast booth. “Hey, not bad! Asian breasts are worth more!”, said one of the Asian ladies.

“No no no, you don’t understand,” the butcher explains, “you don’t know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one pound of breast!”

One day, God sent three politicians, Clinton, Ghandi and Mahatir to Heaven by mistake. So he told them, ‘I’ve sent the three of you here too early. You aren’t suppose to die yet. Therefore, I’m going to send you back down and before that, you can ask me a question that you want to know about.’

So, Clinton asked ‘When is America going to become big and busy and rich?’

God answered, ‘Another 50 years.’

Clinton wept and threw a tantrum.

God asked him his reason for his behavior and Clinton said, ‘I’m afraid I don’t have that long a life to see that.’

Next, Ghandi asked, ‘When is India going to be big and busy and rich?’

God answered, ‘Another 100 years.’ Ghandi reacted as Clinton did and gave the same reason for acting that way.

Lastly, Mahatir asked, ‘When is Malaysia going to be big and busy and rich?’

This time, God wept.

fine upstanding member of societyS ARE BLACK