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Sex If you had sex with a vampire...

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Would it be considered necrophilia?

O_o


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Bear

Avatar: 19845 2011-10-31 11:07:12 -0400
25

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

No, they are vampires, not zombies.

elenaratelim-
it

Avatar: 24791 2010-03-21 18:12:06 -0400
17

[Team Shortbus]

Level 44 Troll

chica bonita

IF U HAV SECKS WITH A MIDGET DRESSED AS A KID

DOES IT COUNT AS PEDOPHILIA?


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Bigguyinblack

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4

[Mock TSB]

Level 10 Troll

i'm so lonely... i have no friends... plz help...

Unlike kiddy porn a lot of books have scenes involving sex with vampires. Laurell K. Hamilton is one of the best known Vampire Romance novelists. Her Anita Blake series turned very hardcore around book 5-6. You can also check out books written by Charlaine Harris, MaryJanice Davidson, P. N. Elrod, Chelsea Quinn Yarbro etc…


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evilhamster

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10

[The Fondler of Bal-
lsacks
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

“Cutty Cutterson”

Just have to make ABSOLUTELY clear the “no teeth” rule is in effect when getting a blow job from a vamp!


Help!

I’m a lesbian trapped inside a mans body!!

General Roma-
nov

Avatar: General Romanov's Avatar
4

Level 10 Camwhore

I am but a slave of the Sovjet Union

I wuld like totaly do it with a vampir! their sooo hotLog in to see images!


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MuddyBallzFl-
ap

Avatar: Boobs

[1337 House]

Level 14 Camwhore

“Attention Slut”

General Romanov Posted:

I wuld like totaly do it with a vampir! their sooo hotLog in to see images!

SECONDED LOLZ. ive alwayz wanted them 2 suk blood from my tit when we ****.


mammary glands rule

Trohpy ****

Avatar: Trohpy Slut's Avatar
4

Level 18 Camwhore

wH3n U R hawt U dont n33d to sP3ll

NawtyFish Posted:

Would it be considered necrophilia?

O_o

Nope, they dealt with that on Buffy. 2/3’s of the guys that buggered Buffy were vampires. Apparently theres a difference between free will undead and shambling brain eating undead.

Besides Spike (James Marsters) is ****ing HOT!! Log in to see images!

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“Big mammary glands do not a woman make… we need a great bum too!”

Altazimuth

Avatar: Webcam Girl
6

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

oddly enough I made this same vampire-****ing necropheliacs ? remark to a friend awhile ago, and she put it in her quote book. Strange how great minds think alike.


So long,

Alta

PS Thanks for all the fish.

Gentleman

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[naga stole my bike]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

lolwut

this is a serious thread!


I laughed gentlemans…Did I lose?

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Damn straight it’s a serious thread.

Oh, and Anne Rice is a ****ed up ****. Doesn’t that one whiny emo vampire that’s not Lestat contemplate having sex with that baby vampire he made at that one point in that one book she wrote?

I stopped reading after that.


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Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

Doesn’t that one whiny emo vampire that’s not Lestat contemplate having sex with that baby vampire he made at that one point in that one book she wrote?

Can you be more specific… lotta emo vamps in those books. Log in to see images!


**** you, you ****ing uppity ****! I’ll **** you and your lesbian fish eating friends in front of your ****ing mothers! You’re gonna DIE ****!!!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Azzedar Posted:

Can you be more specific… lotta emo vamps in those books. Log in to see images!I think it was “Louis de Pointe du Lac”

At least, according to IMDB it is.

Because like there’s that whole like 20 chapters where him and Lestat and that vampire baby are in the hotel and OGM SPOILERS!

...like anyone cares.


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Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

NawtyFish Posted:

think it was “Louis de Pointe du Lac”

At least, according to IMDB it is.

Because like there’s that whole like 20 chapters where him and Lestat and that vampire baby are in the hotel and OGM SPOILERS!

...like anyone cares.

Yeah, if you’re gonna read those things ya gotta learn to skip all the emo, “Poor me and my eternal soul” crap and get to the actual story. I read those things years ago for all my friends, I suffered through them then gave them the condensed version, minus the bull****.

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**** you, you ****ing uppity ****! I’ll **** you and your lesbian fish eating friends in front of your ****ing mothers! You’re gonna DIE ****!!!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

I got up to that part I was talking about and was pretty much like screw it, I can stomach gay vampire sex, but vampiric pedophilia is a stretch


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Azzedar

Avatar: harblgar
3

Level 15 Troll

“Inflammatory Agent ”

Yeah, never understood why the undead became so damn fabulous persony in her books. Made no sense to me.


**** you, you ****ing uppity ****! I’ll **** you and your lesbian fish eating friends in front of your ****ing mothers! You’re gonna DIE ****!!!

NawtyFish

Avatar: Pink Dress
6

[WEG0TPAID]

Level 21 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

Maybe it’s because she was really really horny when she was writing the books.

I mean… she wasn’t really much of a looker. >_>

And she dressed like the worst kind of hippy.

And plays with dolls.

Who would wanna hit that?


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Sxxy_Saide_69

Avatar: Corset 2
2

Level 10 Camwhore

“Leave it to Cleavage”

NawtyFish Posted:

Maybe it’s because she was really really horny when she was writing the books.

she did write 3 “erotic” novels. nawt 2 mention like evry-single-1 of her books had somethin 2 do wit secks. i think she was just horny all teh time. thsi is y i wont git married. it kills ur secks life. but id ttly have secks wit a vamp.


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Gentleman

Avatar: Skeleton Smoking

[naga stole my bike]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

NawtyFish Posted:

I got up to that part I was talking about and was pretty much like screw it, I can stomach gay vampire sex, but vampiric pedophilia is a stretch

Vampiric pedo…is that possible?

Normally they introduce the vampire character with “Add tons of description and pompous text here” and now he have 5893582305 years old.He is here since the dinossaur extinction etc…


I laughed gentlemans…Did I lose?

keWANGji

Avatar: Halloween Pumpkin
2

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Bear Posted:

No, they are vampires, not zombies.

FAAAAAAAIL

VAMPIRES ARE IN THE SAME STATE OF DEATH AS ZOMBIES ARE

NOOB


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