Broccoli is actually my favorite vegetable.

I just ate these things that are sort of like Hot Pockets only they’re smaller and triangle-shaped. I forget what they’re called but I got them from Kroger and they were super cheap. The ones I got had chicken and cheese in them. Good ****.

I love broccoli too, but hot pockets are an insult to broccoli. Those things are like a heart attack in a little plastic wrapper. And they’re loaded with cheese which is quite literally THE most unhealthy thing you can possibly eat.

I did used to eat hot pockets though way back in high school. I’d have practice in the afternoons and all day on weekends, and I’d leave one on the black track in the sun surrounded by shiny metal bleachers and it would be cooked by the time I got hungry.

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

I always eat Philly Cheesesteak hot pockets. Can’t stand cheese and broccoli.

Those are definitely the best of the Hot Pockets.