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Sports die2nite - the various failings of Celerysteve

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

various pwnings yeah right thats dump

lowmiss

Avatar: Old Man and Crying Baby
8

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 60 Emo Kid

“Final Cut Pro”

It hasn’t been brought up here yet so I will ask.

What are you all going to do if MT nerfs meta’s next season?

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

regardless of nerf, I’m moving to a new meta as soon as this town is done. the nerf might **** with some other parts of plans, but I’m gonna be playing with annette, workshop, rulesy and crew.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

My overflow of free hero days is ****ing ridiculous.

Like when I check the mike and spit with visceralness.

Its sick like the slick ****tedness of a son of a **** more quick witted than you kids cuz you’re too stiff in the hip too flip the script when I hit like a brick cuz I stick every quip so legit.

Wrote all that before I finished my cigarette… ****.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

I was just gonna say that thing about the hero day but I lost myself in the moment I owned it.

spacekadt Posted:

Kick rocks Bacchus you ****ing whore.

Well, that’s not very nice.

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

Checking in on CS’s awesome town of awesomeness… how are you guys doing? Gonna beat our score?

Our “fail” town is gonna beat our old score… much to my surprise.

CrinkzPipe

Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 62 Emo Kid

Hi, I'm an adult whos into bumes. But not boners!

wow season 3 already? seems like season 2 just started.

Nillo

Avatar: 13243 2015-07-21 17:58:06 -0400
13

[COMPOSOLITION]

Level 35 Emo Kid

I suck dirty homeless guys male reproductive organs all night long

Still don’t care about the leaderboard. Not only are the rewards really ****ty, but the game has so many random elements that you can’t compete with another town in any meaningful way.

What you need to get on the leaderboard is basically:

A full meta of people who are literate and have a stable internet connection. At least 50% of them should be long-time heroes with super seeker unlocked.

Town placement near the center of the map.

Water/DO specials.

Luck with zombie spikes after day 20+

Luck with survival chances when camping.

Note that none of these things have anything to do with player skill. Maybe the first one if you count being literate and having a stable internet connection as “skill”.

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

A full meta of people who are literate and have a stable internet connection. At least 50% of them should be long-time heroes with super seeker unlocked.

False. I have ****ed up internet and we had a quite a few people who could barely speak english. We also had a good chunk of residents

Town placement near the center of the map.

False Most of the towns this season have been off center.

Water/DO specials.

Sorta. It helps a lot but not completely necessary

Luck with zombie spikes after day 20+

You want luck with the zombies every day so sorta false

Luck with survival chances when camping.

Well. yeah.

Note that none of these things have anything to do with player skill. Maybe the first one if you count being literate and having a stable internet connection as “skill”.

ban bob for giving a ****

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

I need a new meta. My coalition is splitting after this season and the meta I am in is not fun anymore. Are any of your metas going to recruit for S3 (if I am not too lame to join)?

spacekadt

MODERATOR
Avatar: 16186 2011-11-01 00:02:40 -0400
81

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Camwhore

meh

I’m leaving my meta, too, actually. And since I’m about 90% sure the meta cap is coming, S3 is going to be a cluster**** for a lot of metas.

bummoppet

Avatar: 47899 2011-07-31 00:21:31 -0400
16

Level 60 Troll

“Grendel”

I think I might be in a new meta. I’m still in that limbo. I really am hoping for that 10% that they aren’t going to cap the metas, but I am not holding my breath.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Well its like day 28 no mistake cuz I enjoy the bank to get cranked like kids huffing paint

Healthy body aint in shape but I make no complaint cuz I make you salivate the way I retaliate

slayin zeds fillet em dead when rake up how my soul made up inflate first rate piece of cake like shake and bake

You call me Ricky Bobby deco’d like your hotel lobby got a lock see you can’t rob me

Im 5/3 lobbin zombies into amputees goin north east with the breeze to grab more batteries

zigzagoon

Avatar: 28782 2011-07-31 12:19:07 -0400
5

Level 20 Permanoob

“Asshat”

so like is this a browser game or somethin

sure is a bunch of posts in here

Mister Pugs

Avatar: 218412 2010-01-02 02:22:05 -0500
8

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 54 Emo Kid

I love everyone ITT

What’s a sponsor and does anyone want to be mine

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

Mister Pugs Posted:

What’s a sponsor and does anyone want to be mine

if you buy hero time the sponsor gets a few too. so you should sign up under my name(bobdisgea)

http://www.die2nite.com ?ref=bobdisgea

use that

bobdisgea edited this message on 07/12/2011 9:04PM

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

so hey bros season 2 ends today wheres celertysteves victory dance oh wait he didnt even accept spaces challenge let alone place on the top ten cause hes a woman's genitals way to go bro your sooooo good at d2n nobody ever could beat you maybe now youll shut thef **** up

Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

also hey mods requesting the name of this thread be changed to ‘die2nite – the various failings of celertysteve’

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