Michael, Samir, and Peter might have had differences with us, but they were willing to go to pound-me-in-the-bum Federal Prison over it. I’m sure you aren’t. So join us. We, even in 2010, are updating software for the 2000 switchover. If we stop for even a second, the Millennium Bug wins. So get ready to have to come in on Saturday… and, um…. probably Sunday too.

Good ways to tell if you are the right programmer for the job:

Do you have a case of the Mondays?

Is where you live plagued by a white-trash neighbor obsessed with Channel 9’s breast exams?

Do you actually know the plot to Superman III?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, we may have an opening in corporate accounts payable. Nina will be your boss. It might take a moment for her to free up her schedule to make sure you are doing your job correctly. Especially since in order to make room, we will have to set you up in the basement with a can of bug spray.

It’s okay though, your 10 different bosses will make sure to keep you going in the right direction. Just remember to fill out your T.P.S. Reports.

So come on down, join our team, and ask yourself: Is this good for the Company?

This looks likes an interesting prospect.

This thread is almost enough to make me hate one of my favorite movies.

spacekadt Posted:

This thread is almost enough to make me hate one of my favorite movies.

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