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Art The Evolution of Man

Arthur Jermyn

Avatar: 244841 2010-11-20 00:50:15 -0500

Level 4 Emo Kid

“Emotionally Stable”

Among the herds of beasts and flocks of birds of a long disappeared earth a new type of beast emerged.

It was a primate equipped with new faculties of evolutionarily revolutionary capacity.

Through mutation it became far more sagacious then the other descendants that it’s ancestors had generated.

It was a bipedal ape becoming naked in the valley, learning to turn it’s predators into prey with its sage and its mandible thumb.

Ages down the line its clubs and spears would be replaced by grenades and guns.

From the rumbling jungle to the valley where the beast master was wrought,

there became a creature of thought.

And that creature of thought would eventually be a curse to its fellow life on earth.

Man is a destroyer of the eco-sphere.

Man is a destroyer of the force that put him here.

Man is a deadly plague on the flora and fauna of the globe.

Man’s an evolutionary bumhole.

The hunter became the hunted and as man developed tools, and as man developed rules, he increased the size of his brood.

And he spread through the jungles, caves, and plains hunting the great and foolish beasts that occupied the terrain.

And soon his caves were replaced by his architecture.

And the beasts that he killed were replaced by livestock and agriculture.

And his numbers rose and his population migrated and blanketed the globe with rapidity and violence.

Disappearing those who’s home it was before his arrival, man’s another tragic story of genetic survival.

A wheel devised by a prehistoric mind was the precursor to the industrial surfeit of mankind and subsequently the demise of the planet.

Courtesy of the human the earth became a waste basket.

We feed like a fiend with our machines and our schemes on the world, leaving behind ruin and debris.

With method after method and invention after invention we mine and exploit everything we find.

Burning and turning biodiversity into a rotting rind, we conquer, enjoy, and enslave everything that we find.

With no reservation we breed until we achieve global overpopulation and starvation.

We conceive constantly a new device of satiation and the other creatures are the victims of our gratification.

We bulldoze habitats to expand our next.

In our quest to ease our lot we put the multitudes to death.

We’re glutinous, promiscuous and ravenous.

Though our physicality is feeble we’re lethal as an aggregation.

Modern man is a force of devastation.

Modern man dominates by propagation.

Modern man: a holocaust in the making.

We evolved into the earth’s annihilation.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Yeah, you forgot:

“Man is a destroyer. I’m talking about me.

Man is a destroyer. I’m talking about you.

We are mankind – the biosphere’s disease.”

Cool plagiarism bro.

swine

Avatar: 10221 2011-10-31 21:15:57 -0400
28

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Troll

I congratulate you in recognising my superiority and choosing me to be your love pig!

Celerysteve Posted:

Yeah, you forgot:

“Man is a destroyer. I’m talking about me.

Man is a destroyer. I’m talking about you.

We are mankind – the biosphere’s disease.”

Cool plagiarism bro.

Finally! I can stop posting with that alt.

Thank you, CS.

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

swine Posted:

Finally! I can stop posting with that alt.

Thank you, CS.

You never had to start.

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