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Goatse.cx Is bum crack sexy?

How much? On who? Any makeup tips?


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Let’s stay on point here. A little Klum crack isn’t your thing?

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viscera

Avatar: 244707 2011-07-31 00:17:44 -0400
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Bacchus, you are being an idiot. Stop thinking with your male reproductive organ. A minuscule percentage of people look good enough to show their bum crack in a sexy way. Heidi Klum is one of those few exceptions.


Your average person’s bum crack looks something like this:


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So you’re saying the answers are “yes,” “Heidi Klum,” and “None.”

Thanks for participating, the responses are being tallied and filed.


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Fingerz

Avatar: 22863 2010-11-15 01:15:51 -0500
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“This isn’t an embarrbumment or anything…”

ahahahaah

I bet she could do wonders with her bumcrack.


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EggLord

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bums are foul creatures

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

You guys are just stupid.


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Arugulasteve Posted:

You guys are just stupid.

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Celerysteve Posted:

You guys are just stupid.

Stupid because bum crack is obviously not sexy? Or stupid because it obviously is?

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viscera

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Freud would say something about your diaper days and how you actually just have a buried desire for your daddy to put his finger a little too deep in your pooper while he cleans the smashed feces off of you.


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More likely he’d say ”BRAIIIINS!!” because he’d be a ****ing zombie. More to the point, why do you hate bum crack? Do you have a particularly nasty one? Has the yeast begun migrating back and up? Probably leaving a nasty looking and disgusting smelling path on its sojourn where mortal men already fear to tread.

p.s. Eva Mendes

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Joseph of Su-
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Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
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Depends, very little, idk about you but i am constantly putting makeup on my bum because that is something normal people do


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Pictures nice people made me.

Celerysteve Posted:

Joseph of s is a an old decrepit brainfreeze fabulous person who takes his **** all seriously. He probably cries at movies.

Not normal people, beautiful people.

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Tea Leoni

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Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
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Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Bacchus Posted:

Stupid because bum crack is obviously not sexy? Or stupid because it obviously is?

Stupid like you guys are just stupid.


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Sorry, not an acceptable reply. I’m going to have to consider your contribution null and move on.

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Ricky Martin for Celerysteve

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and this chick

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bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2013-08-01 23:26:50 -0400
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the other day i put my finger in my lesbian friends bum because her crack was hanging out. then she punched me in the male reproductive organ.


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

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bobdisgea Posted:

the other day i put my finger in my lesbian friends bum because her crack was hanging out. then she punched me in the male reproductive organ.

I am delighted that this happened to you.


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Being a lesbian and allowing herself to potentially be seen with you means she’s most likely a sandykebulldyke and has a nasty crack. Flabby and hairy like a fat man which is what attracted you to it.

In the interest of thoroughness I’ll ask anyway…

Was there any makeup residue left on your finger? Did the crack really appeal to you or were your hands just cold?


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