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HAY GUYZ LET'S PLAY DUNGEONS AND DRAGONS!
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“Argh, let’s journey onward! His lair be deep in the cattacombs!”
*Cpt. Ahab joins your party as an NPC!* |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:27AM |
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And I changed my mind, I’m no longer a sorceress, I’m a chaotic-evil halfling ranger.
STR: 12 DEX: 20 CON: 12 INT: 9 WIS: 13 CHA: 13 |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:28AM |
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*picking Ahab’s pocket*
A what!? UM, NO!! BAD BELKAR!! NAUGHTY! Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:29AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:28AM |
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He leads you deep into the tunnel.
“There be zombies here! Be ready fer an ambush!”
No sooner does he warn you than a bunch of OGRE ZOMBIES with clubs shamble toward you.
Roll initiative! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:29AM |
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Rolled a 16
Hiding and looking for good place to snipe from…
*grumble grumble* “Damn undead.” |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:31AM |
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... I rolled a 2.
So 11 with all my sexy sexy modifiers
Oh, and did I mention my favored enemies were Ogres? >_> NawtyFish edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:33AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:31AM |
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Captain Ahab rolls 9.
The zombeis fail automatically.
Azzedar goes first, then Nawty. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:32AM |
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Sniping a zombie… rolled a 10.
Log in to see images!
*whisper* “Undead, favored undead, trust me on this one” Log in to see images! Azzedar edited this message on 04/08/2008 1:38AM |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:35AM |
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I attack the nearest ogre zombie with my 2 swords… 13 for the first roll and 7 for the second
DAMN YOU RANDOM.ORG |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:38AM |
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NawtyFish Posted:
Try
http://www.penpaperpixel.org/tools/d20dicebag.htm
For much win! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:40AM |
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Azzedar’s arrow flies high and misses the zombie.
NawtyFish strikes with he sword and HITS! (roll dmg, DR 5/slashing)
Ahab throws his harpoon and HITS! for 5 dmg!
The 5 zombies attack! Two strike futily at Cpt Ahab, but one hits for 5 dmg!
One strikes at NawtyFish, rolls 19! (6 dmg!)
One shambles toward Azzedar.
Next Round…
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:41AM |
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I does 10 damage
I guess I’ll attack him twice again… Two 17s 9 and 10 damage O_o |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:44AM |
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Hmm, I took rapid reload as a feat right? Yes I did. Log in to see images!
Reload, fire and move.
Next attk roll = 17 on the die, 21 with dex bonus. Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:46AM |
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O hay can captain Ahab be a cleric please? >_> |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:48AM |
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NawtyFish strikes the zombie down with her second blow. Rotten Guts Fly everywhere! Her follow-up attack decapitates the one Ahab’s harpoon hit earlier.
Azzedar Hits the advancing zombie! (roll damage)
Ahab draws his sword and slices a zombie for 8 dmg!
A zombie his Ahab for 6 dmg!
A zombie strikes at Nawty, rolls 15! (6 dmg)
A zombie tries to charge Azzedar, but he moved away!
Round 3! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:50AM |
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I go to the next zombie I hit it twice for 8 and 9 damage I pwn Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:53AM |
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i put on mi robe n wizzed hat! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:54AM |
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Rolls 8 for damage! w00t!!
reload, fire and move!!! And pray somebody kills these things before they get me!!!
Attk roll = 13 on the die. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:54AM |
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Something_Witty Posted:I cast lvl 3 eroticism! |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:55AM |
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Azzedar’s bolt hits the zombie in the base of the spine, knocking this vital support structure to peices.
NawtyFish torchocks another zombie—severed bits flop around everywhere!
Ahab multiclbumes into a cleric (>_> means “I’ll show you mammary glands, right?) and turns undead.
The last zombie flee in pants-****ting terror!
Ahab, the cleric of REVENGE, heals the party’s wounds with his newfound power. |
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| Posted On: 04/08/2008 1:57AM |
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