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Contest HEY, YOU POOR LOOKING CHUMP!

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

You look like you could use a beep. I’ve got a beep – actually, I’ve got several beeps. Now, I can tell you what your problem is, kid: nothing in life is free. If you want my beeps, you’re going to have to make it worth my while.

Interested? Well listen, from this post onwards, kid, I’m going to be posting contests in this thread whenever I feel like it for whatever I feel like. If you just happen to be around, you’ll get you some of those warm, gooey, chocolatey beeps you look like you want. Sound nice? Well, hold up while I lay some ground rules down:

1. Don’t gum my thread up with posts that aren’t necessary to my contests. That means no trolling, punk. Not in the thread. Any posts that are not directly related to an ongoing contest will be considered trolling. If you interfere, enjoy sucking on a banhammer for a little while. Get it?

2. All contests are cut when I say, or in two weeks, whichever is sooner. (Excepting when a contest says otherwise) After two weeks, I think it’s fair you get up my back. I’m not a nice guy, but I’m a fair guy.

3. This whole shebang goes until 66 beeps have been awarded, or one year has pbumed from this post. I reserve the right to sweeten the pot whenever and whyever I catch the fancy.

Oh, and whichever chump completes the most contests for me will receive an additional 100bp.


Hope you got some milk.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

spot reserved

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Fie Posted:

You look like you could use a beep. I’ve got a beep – actually, I’ve got several beeps. Now, I can tell you what your problem is, kid: nothing in life is free. If you want my beeps, you’re going to have to make it worth my while.

Interested? Well listen, from this post onwards, kid, I’m going to be posting contests in this thread whenever I feel like it for whatever I feel like. If you just happen to be around, you’ll get you some of those warm, gooey, chocolatey beeps you look like you want. Sound nice? Well, hold up while I lay some ground rules down:

1. Don’t gum my thread up with posts that aren’t necessary to my contests. That means no trolling, punk. Not in the thread. Any posts that are not directly related to an ongoing contest will be considered trolling. If you interfere, enjoy sucking on a banhammer for a little while. Get it?

2. All contests are cut when I say, or in two weeks, whichever is sooner. (Excepting when a contest says otherwise) After two weeks, I think it’s fair you get up my back. I’m not a nice guy, but I’m a fair guy.

3. This whole shebang goes until 66 beeps have been awarded, or one year has pbumed from this post. I reserve the right to sweeten the pot whenever and whyever I catch the fancy.

Oh, and whichever chump completes the most contests for me will receive an additional 100bp.


Hope you got some milk.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

CONTEST 1


To kick it off: Send a tubmail to Raffle Ticket eloquently expressing his physical, mental, and spiritual copaceticness. Get a reply. First person to post screenshots of both in this thread receives a nice nutty beep.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Fie Posted:

CONTEST 1


To kick it off: Send a tubmail to Raffle Ticket eloquently expressing his physical, mental, and spiritual copaceticness. Get a reply. First person to post screenshots of both in this thread receives a nice nutty beep.

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

CONTEST 2

Sexually proposition Fortunato somewhere on forumwarz other than this thread. Text entries must be at least 5 sentences. Other entries win instantly. Provide evidence in this thread. First three people to do so win 1 beeps.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

Fie Posted:

CONTEST 2

Sexually proposition Fortunato somewhere on forumwarz other than this thread. Text entries must be at least 5 sentences. Other entries win instantly. Provide evidence in this thread. First three people to do so win 1 beeps.

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
32

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 51 Troll

ZOMBIE CANNONBALL OF GORE

Fie Posted:

CONTEST 2

Sexually proposition Fortunato somewhere on forumwarz other than this thread. Text entries must be at least 5 sentences. Other entries win instantly. Provide evidence in this thread. First three people to do so win 1 beeps.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/54437?page=1#bottom

boom

Raffle Ticket

Avatar: 228630 2012-11-12 10:29:36 -0500
22

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Camwhore

i ****ing suck.mp3

Fie Posted:

CONTEST 2

Sexually proposition Fortunato somewhere on forumwarz other than this thread. Text entries must be at least 5 sentences. Other entries win instantly. Provide evidence in this thread. First three people to do so win 1 beeps.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/54438-sup-fort-3

Canape

Avatar: 232250 2011-11-01 00:04:56 -0400
5

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 69 Hacker

“Trojan Horse Magnum”

http://img42.imageshack.us/i/dibujovll.png/

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