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That Reactio-
n Face Gal

Avatar: 242973 2010-09-30 09:08:24 -0400
8.35"
5

Level 21 Emo Kid

THIS IS MY REFUSED FACE

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Posted On: 10/09/2010 3:01PM
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xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
11.6"
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”
Me – 17
Him – 22, Asian, 9in male reproductive organ. NO SRSLY!

Lot of Pleasure Log in to see images!

Lots of Pain afterward. Log in to see images!

But he cuddled. Log in to see images!

7/10 on my rating scale. 10 being the highest.
Posted On: 10/09/2010 9:34PM
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Adolf_Hipster

Avatar: 243316 2010-10-09 04:11:08 -0400
5.0"
4

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine]

Level 16 Emo Kid

“Crybaby”

TUBSWEETIE Posted:

i masturbated in grade 8 and was shocked that i made a white pee then stopped being interested in the whole situation

p much this.
Posted On: 10/09/2010 10:18PM
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twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
15.26"
15

[fine upstanding member of society]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

Odalisque Posted:

you’re asking for free cp and that doesn’t fly around here, guy Log in to see images!

Don’t worry. We will just imagine that it involves 86 year olds.
Posted On: 10/09/2010 11:37PM
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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
13.53"
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Traumatic.
Posted On: 10/10/2010 4:40AM
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Joseph of Su-
burbia

Avatar: 182182 2014-09-14 14:41:25 -0400
28.51"
77

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

Foumwarz.com, Dev-free since 2012!

Where Oh Where Posted:

Don’t worry. We will just imagine that it involves 86 year olds.

Well, me and my 86 year old girlfriend had sex. It was pretty good but intensely painful because her 86-year old self was waaaayyyy too tight. You know how it is with 86-year-olds.
Posted On: 10/10/2010 3:18PM
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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500
4.22"

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

heirloom Posted:

not that that lasted for long

hhahaahahahha owned tubs
Posted On: 10/10/2010 11:53PM
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Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2015-06-11 14:24:45 -0400
11.05"
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long]

Level 69 Troll

Canada forever!

Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

Well, me and my 86 year old girlfriend had sex. It was pretty good but intensely painful because her 86-year old self was waaaayyyy too tight. You know how it is with 86-year-olds.

Like a grilled cheese sandwich.
Posted On: 10/11/2010 12:22AM
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MitchZer0

Avatar: 228434 2012-04-03 22:30:48 -0400
12.35"
2

[WeChall]

Level 40 Emo Kid

“Sad-Ass”

I was watching violet inflate, then I came.
Posted On: 10/11/2010 1:08AM
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Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
17.47"
8

[love is a dog from-
hell]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

losing ones virginity never goes down the same way as the trope it brings to mind. Just once i would like to see a movie where the woman starts to cry due to the pain or the man comes in the first minute and then theres awkwardness all around
Posted On: 10/11/2010 2:35AM
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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
13.53"
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Professor Commie PhD Posted:

losing ones virginity never goes down the same way as the trope it brings to mind. Just once i would like to see a movie where the woman starts to cry due to the pain or the man comes in the first minute and then theres awkwardness all around

Sounds like your talking from past experience.
Posted On: 10/11/2010 4:38AM
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Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
12.05"
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

sounds like you got aids in your woman's genitals

Posted On: 10/11/2010 5:22AM
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AIDS woman's genitals

Avatar: 184403 2009-09-17 04:10:15 -0400
13.53"
25

Level 69 Troll

show me your zucchini and I'll show you my cugreat timesber :zak:

Haha Log in to see images!

Posted On: 10/11/2010 5:42AM
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