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Video Games ZONBEI: THE GAME

PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

ANYTHING TSB DOES IS BOUND TO BE ****ING ****

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

IF BY ****ING **** YOU MEAN THE ****ING **** I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE JUST HIT THE NAIL ON THE HEAD THERE OLD BOY

PhilANThropi-
St

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

****ing fatties and loving it since he was a teen

NONO, I MEANT ****ING ****

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

you should try it you might like it

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

i mean really, i told you guys 2 times in this ****ing thread already, if it doesn’t work it’s not because of any problem in the code (see: it works perfectly for most people), it’s a problem with the way your interpreter is displaying it, so **** around with the settings or get a new one. It really isn’t that complicated. Isn’t that wonderful? now we don’t need awful 4chan posters talking about how ‘fail’ it is since they can’t read simple instructions.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

while i’m on this though, i would really like to find out exactly what the problem is. Could those of you who had problems playing post what interpreters you were using please? I want to see if there’s a trend.

MammillaryJo-
nes

Avatar: Ashtray

[The Subtext Party]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Apparently Zonbei’s life isn’t Vista compatible.

gigerth

Avatar: 30869 Fri Jun 26 22:33:49 -0400 2009
2

[Team Shortbus]

Level 31 Troll

i was jealous so i changed his title

MammillaryJones Posted:

Apparently Zonbei’s life isn’t Vista compatible.

NOTHING IS VISTA COMPATIBLE

NOTHING

MySpace Tom

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Level 18 Camwhore

WeChall FOR LIFE

You guys, it’s supposed to not work and be a pain in the bum to experience. It’s about Zonbei, after all.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

MammillaryJones Posted:

Apparently Zonbei’s life isn’t Vista compatible.

could you consider being helpful and telling me what the problem is? Or is the interpreter not compatible? You could probably find one for vista.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

GREAT NEWS GUYS! I APPARENTLY FOUND OUT WHAT THE ISSUE IS!

seems like there’s some compatability problems with winfrotz on XP. Try Windows Frotz 2002 instead. This should fix your missing text issues.

i’ll update the first post with this info

Biff Weasley

Avatar: 2174 Wed Nov 05 00:04:24 -0500 2008
2

Level 19 Troll

bumhead

About Caleb … I mean Zonbei’s urine soaked bed: does Zonbei wet the bed or do other people **** on his bed because they hate him?

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Biff Tannen Posted:

About Caleb … I mean Zonbei’s urine soaked bed: does Zonbei wet the bed or do other people **** on his bed because they hate him?

examining the bed will explain that Log in to see images!

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

This…this was awesome. Kudos. Can’t wait to see more from you.

But I can’t get a perfect score, dammit!

Echuu

Avatar: 6433 Tue Jul 21 22:01:07 -0400 2009
10

[Backdoor Amigos]

Level 20 Troll

You made Vader snobby.

Gonna have to give this a try.

BirdofPrey

Avatar: 2037 Sun May 10 02:46:48 -0400 2009
10

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

I lick her up afterwards (After her great times session too! Yum!)

Jalapeno Bootyhole Posted:

This…this was awesome. Kudos. Can’t wait to see more from you.

But I can’t get a perfect score, dammit!

Thanks man! I’m working on a couple now, but they’re a lot more ambitious than this one. I hope i have the gumption to finish them. If you really want to get a perfect score, barstool has a walkthrough somewhere on shorttext. You can ask him.

Evil Trout

MODERATOR
Avatar: 35 2013-08-13 11:47:18 -0400

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 21 Hacker

I have ample evidence that ET is a weedy little twerp.

I am a huge fan of this game. Very depressing stuff.

I played it in Zoom on OS X because I’m a mac fabulous person.

Barstool

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[Team Shortbus]

Level 14 Camwhore

#1 SHARK!

BirdofPrey Posted:

Thanks man! I’m working on a couple now, but they’re a lot more ambitious than this one. I hope i have the gumption to finish them. If you really want to get a perfect score, barstool has a walkthrough somewhere on shorttext. You can ask him.

There’s a link to the walkthrough in the third post of this very thread! Log in to see images!

BeBoBli

Avatar: Dust Mite

[Team Shortbus]

Level 10 Troll

“Pain in the ASCII”

Perfect score, very short, but very worth it. Is not knowing who zonbei is possibly lose some of the humour? It sounds like being ignorant is doing myself a favour in this case though.

GI_do

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Level 7 Troll

“Jerk Chicken”

WARSHIP SE ALLMIGHTY BRATWURST !

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view/5647

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