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Shit I would like to discuss The Human Centipede in a civil fashion.

fembot_

Avatar: 228325 2010-10-14 02:40:07 -0400
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Someone reminded me in IDC last week that I have watched The Human Centipede too many times. I forget who said that, but feel free to remind me.

These are my thoughts:
The Human Centipede is nowhere near as gory or gross as I initially anticipated it to be. There’s really only that one scene where that Japanese guy says “****! I have to ****!” and even then you don’t really see any ****-eating. I know that it’s only the first sequence and Tom Six plans on making exponentially more gross films, but whatever. It’s not the **** eating that interests me. Ok, that’s a lie, but I think THC is a fail attempt at social commentary, and we should at least give Six a little cred for trying to seriously examine global politics and hierarchical society within the genre of shock-horror, which will never ****ing work.

tl;dr: German doktor, Japanese/American victims, a medical experiment that always leaves all but the top of the food chain (the Japanese guy is the only one that gets to eat actual food, and the only one that can speak- representing the social elite) left to starve or eat ****. Thoughts on this?

Yes, I do like **** a lot, feel free to point this out to me often.
Also, anyone else ****ed at how fail this film is? I’d have loved to see this kind of social commentary in a film that people would actually watch and take seriously.

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fembot_ Posted:

Also, anyone else ****ed at how fail this film is?

nope

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Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
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what i would like to know is who exactly hears about a movie like the human centipede and is thinks “wow this movie will be all about social commentary” and then is disappointed when their ridiculous expectations arent met

Fortunato

Avatar: 72902 2010-02-03 18:45:17 -0500
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actually one reviewer pointed out that it actually accomplishes several things:

1) he gets around a lack of budget with bandages.

2) he gets a pretty straight performance from the doctor.

3) he makes a film that by all rights should not succeed to essentially succeed.

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Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
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Fortunato Posted:

3) he makes a film that by all rights should not succeed to essentially succeed.

He must have saw how successful Tommy Wiseau’s “The Room” was and thought “Man… what a ****ty movie. I bet I can make something even ****TIER STILL.”

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Adapt Posted:

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Professor Commie PhD Posted:

what i would like to know is who exactly hears about a movie like the human centipede and is thinks “wow this movie will be all about social commentary” and then is disappointed when their ridiculous expectations arent met

Nah, I heard about The Human Centipede and thought “wow, this movie will be all about eating ****.” Then I was disappointed at the lack of coprophagia and found other themes to obsess over amuse myself with.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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One time I watched Reservoir Dogs because I expected it to be about dogs. When there were no actual dogs I decided to think about how the movie is really a metaphor for having Synesthesia.

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Avatar: 35643 2015-02-20 21:59:22 -0500
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When I played Forumwarz and excepted it to be a good game and when it actually wasn’t a good game I decided to think it’s creators were very special.

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Avatar: 40838 2011-10-31 23:42:35 -0400
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Adapt Posted:

One time I watched Reservoir Dogs because I expected it to be about dogs. When there were no actual dogs I decided to think about how the movie is really a metaphor for having Synesthesia.

That’s certainly true and I’m sure you also appreciated the social commentary about America’s dependence on fossil fuels in the torture scene.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
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Forumwarz is clearly a post-structural critique of the internet. By bumembling various archetypes ( the “parodied” ) of forumwarz, Trout critiques the notion of the essential, stable archetype. Forumwarz, though it possesses all the elements of the internet in forum of the parodied, fails to construct the internet. He instead, almost alchemicaly, constructs a pile of ****. Taking the analysis deeper, we see Trout critiquing the Western core of meaning. He thrusts the being of the internet into pure becoming, and doing so, thrusts being itself into pure becoming.

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Fie Posted:

Forumwarz is clearly a post-structural critique of the internet. By bumembling various archetypes ( the “parodied” ) of forumwarz, Trout critiques the notion of the essential, stable archetype. Forumwarz, though it possesses all the elements of the internet in forum of the parodied, fails to construct the internet. He instead, almost alchemicaly, constructs a pile of ****. Taking the analysis deeper, we see Trout critiquing the Western core of meaning. He thrusts the being of the internet into pure becoming, and doing so, thrusts being itself into pure becoming.

There’s probably some **** about proletariats and capitalism in there too

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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

There’s probably some **** about proletariats and capitalism in there too

Looks like someone hasn’t been doing their reading on transcendental realism.

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sdgrbbum09 Posted:

There’s probably some **** about proletariats and capitalism in there too

the proletariat – everyone but ET

capitalist – ET

that’s not too hard to figure out.

can we talk some more about **** eating being a metaphor for our corporate-run globalized society nao?

Fortunato

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Fortunato Posted:

i thought forumwarz was a metaphor for sex Log in to see images!

forumwarz isn’t even a metaphor for sex, it’s just Log in to see images!

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Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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Perhaps Forumwarz is a metaphor for abstinence.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
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But then again I guess the implies there is a choice, so perhaps not.

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Adapt Posted:

But then again I guess the implies there is a choice, so perhaps not.

Are you implying Forumwarz is a metaphor for not getting any or for enjoy?

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