Kill all mohels!

wtfmcnuggets Posted:

someone should start the obligatory cirgreat timescision debate now posting before/after cirgreat timescision pics (and promptly get banned)

bobdisgea Posted:

i didnt know about cirgreat timescision till i was 14. First time i found out about foreskin, i freaked the **** out at my mom.

You’re not missing out. Uncirgreat timescised male reproductive organs smell like cheese (so I was told by several hookers).

mterek Posted:

Wait Bob, were you upset that you were cirgreat timescised, or upset that you weren’t?

that someone cut part of me off. i do realize the pros of it. but im against surgery

Adapt Posted:

I’d just like to point out how little the answer to this matters to the overall scheme of things, or to a cirgreat timesstance of any size for that matter.

so you wanna see it?

A mohel was retiring, so his community threw him a party. His bumistant brought him a small box, which he opened, and inside was a wallet. The bumistant explained that the wallet had been made from all the foreskins the mohel had cut over the years. Shocked, he wondered aloud why so many foreskins would only make something as small as wallet. The bumistant replied”I don’t know, but if you rub it, it becomes a briefcase.”

man-man Posted:

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Oh look, a solution to that problem that doesn’t involve having part of you chopped off.

Now if only they’d start marketing those in Europe.

hi im an ugly nerd who dont get laid i dont need ta spend 5 seconds pullin back ma foreskin in the shower cos nobody touches my male reproductive organk

i have a foreskin

male reproductive organFACEPANTS Posted:

What part of “several hookers” is not registering?

So I’m thinking there’s probably some correlation between “guys who don’t wash their male reproductive organ” and “guys who don’t get girls” ... also “guys who don’t get girls” and “guys hookers are ‘familiar’ with”. Yeah, I know, obvious stuff, but it would explain why it’s your hooker friends that are complaining about uncirgreat timescised guys’ cheesemale reproductive organ.

Meanwhile, bumuming you keep it clean, foreskin’s have all kinds of nerve endings and sensitivity, and it protects the glans, so if you don’t have one the head of your male reproductive organ has to toughen up to compensate. Basically what I’m saying, is that if you’re used to being cirgreat timescised, you don’t know what you’re missing (protip: you’re missing more than a useless flap of skin). But this is getting too close to the standard internet anti-cirgreat timescision thing, which is always ****ing tedious.

I honestly don’t know what it is with cirgreat timescision in the USA – I gather the majority of guys have had it done? That being ‘uncut’ is the unusual thing? It’s a bit different here… it’d mostly only be a religious thing, or done for medical reasons.

Fie Posted:

i have a foreskin

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We should make a club, and only foreskins can be in it. Wait… no, let’s not do that.