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Contest So i just ate me some ostrich

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

Tastes like pork. Log in to see images! Patently Chill Prestidigitator edited this message on 09/25/2010 6:24PM


Joseph of Suburbia Posted:

im about to do a fuknig pirouette off the handle numpnuts if you dont find this completely hilarious i guess you are just completely dumb geez dont you get this is the funniest stuff ever

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duca

Avatar: 127754 2012-12-21 23:37:31 -0500
14

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 38 Camwhore

Happiness cannot be bought, but Crispers can.

I ate chicken hearts once. Tasted like clams.


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sdgrbbum09

Avatar: 165234 2015-08-12 01:30:51 -0400
26

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM A BOVINE bum BAR

I had some alligator once. It tasted like alligator.


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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2015-08-12 18:58:09 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I had some watermelon once. It tasted like fried chicken.


Dysnomia Posted:

I wish MercWithMouth was permabanned

I wish everyone in WeChall was permabanned

I wish Skyman747 was permabanned

-=Dysnomia=-

bobdisgea

Avatar: 88331 2015-08-08 07:14:08 -0400
11

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 34 Emo Kid

See avatar for why Duca is fat and single

sdgrbbum09 Posted:

I had some alligator once. It tasted like alligator.

man. i miss gatorland. they have the best gator meat


sdgrbbum09 Posted:

In before bob posts his hairy man-titties

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

eating venison, tastes delicious


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Chuck Diesel

Avatar: 220714 2022-12-08 14:16:09 +0000
20

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Troll

sperm

­Had some eel sushi, tasted like chicken.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

i had some Z it tasted Y


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If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2015-06-13 23:16:37 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve is better than me in everyway imaginable

i had some i had some Z it tasted Y it tasted unfunny


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                                    This is the part where Single Tingle turns into Double Trouble and ends up in


If you don’t fall for the joke, you get to be in on it.

TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

ate a male reproductive organ, tasted salty


Hobart Bliggity Posted:

I’m going to stop mid sentence because I just realized that forumwarz has become exactly what it started off parodying. A good number of the newer posters don’t see that we’re making fun of idiots and spammers and trolls that exist on other forums. They are the idiots and spammers and trolls we used to parody. I really can’t get past that right now but good work CZ I guess.

http://www.forumwarz.com/discussions/view_post/653647

aSh-gangSTA--
685

Avatar: 23493 2011-10-31 20:46:14 -0400
26

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 60 Emo Kid

The Delightfully Chaotic

sometimes i wrap my male reproductive organ down between my legs and stuff it into my own bum. it’s long enough i can get the head in all the way, but the tricky part is getting it in before i get a full erection. then once it is in, and i get an erection it pops out and makes a funny noise. like when you stick your finger in your mouth and pull against your cheek until it pops out and it makes that ‘pop’ noise. thats the sound my male reproductive organ and bum make when i get an erection while my male reproductive organ is in my bum. and one time it popped out so hard that it swung all the way back around and slapped my on my own stomach. and there was a poop mark above my belly bumon and i laughed so hard i pooped right on the floor.

Fie

Avatar: 152207 2011-11-01 00:46:41 -0400
10

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 47 Camwhore

I want to see some real, live poop.

once I made a post about a thing and it was meta


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Odalisque

Avatar: 24438 2011-07-31 00:23:47 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 40 Emo Kid

DAAAAAAANG, SHE FLY

i postetd


ilu man

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monotone_rai-
nbows

Avatar: 239826 2010-10-27 11:16:11 -0400
5

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 69 Camwhore

“Venereal Biohazard”

I’ve eaten near raw horse meat. Tastes like beef.

I’ve eaten frog. Tastes like chicken.

I’ve eaten snake. Tastes like eel.

I’ve eaten your mum. Tastes like a cow.

Mr Cotton

Avatar: Sad Face
6

Level 22 Emo Kid

“Bleeding Heart”

monotone_rainbows Posted:

I’ve eaten your mum. Tastes like a cow.

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