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|Describe video games in haiku|
For those of you unfamiliar with haiku, it’s a kind of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines, in the following format:
Shadow of the Colossus:
Where is the damn thing
Is it behind that mountain
Oh god what the hell
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 4:00AM||View Something_Witty's Profile | #|
Oh man this game rules
It’s like Indiana Jones
Jumped up on cocaine
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 4:03AM||View Something_Witty's Profile | #|
Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne -
Bye world, hi demons
Like Pokemon but awesome
**** YOU MATADOR
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 4:11AM||View Something_Witty's Profile | #|
Super Mario Bros.
I was a Plumber
Now I must go kill Bowzer
The tail is SWEET though
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 5:46AM||View Bacchus's Profile | #|
linux has no games
unless you installings wine
then linux plays games
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 5:53AM||View smuglinuxusinggu...'s Profile | #|
What the hell is that
I’m scared ****less by these things
Get me off this ship.
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 8:01AM||View xxEmoxKidxx's Profile | #|
Oh hey guys, what’s up?
Wait, I’ve been asleep how long?
BRB, nude mod.
So many skulls to bash in,
With my garden gnome
Backstab, afterburn, crocket.
****ing **** ****ers.
Not enough bullets or time,
TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANKman-man edited this message on 09/21/2010 8:54AM
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 8:53AM||View man-man's Profile | #|
Gongora is such a prick
Sed loves his Momma
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:00AM||View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | #|
Freerun like a boss
Too bad its a three hour game
Where is the sequel
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:03AM||View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | #|
Watch as I play Ike
Every bumon I hit rapes
I am just so good
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:05AM||View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | #|
Any online game
I join a random server
biggest fabulous persons ever
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:08AM||View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | #|
She was my baby
But shes in a better place
Sweet companion cube
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:12AM||View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | #|
Whip some **** fly bum
Then Shredder warps me through time
I’m Sewer Surfin’
CHALKONEUPTODALORD edited this message on 09/21/2010 9:28AM
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:17AM||View CHALKONEUPTODALO...'s Profile | #|
I am the milkman
My milk is delicious lawl
(he doesn’t say lawl)SanDyk edited this message on 09/21/2010 9:57AM
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 9:56AM||View SanDyk's Profile | #|
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 10:20AM||View Bacchus's Profile | #|
Death is missing.
Let’s send a shaggy wizard.
Godspeed, you coward.
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 10:26AM||View King Krimson's Profile | #|
One thing on my mind:
I want to be a Pirate!
Ghost Pirates be damned.
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 10:29AM||View King Krimson's Profile | #|
Who is this old guy?
Cain: Stay a while, and listen!
Log in to see images!
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 12:46PM||View Afterthotz's Profile | #|
The fifth version released
Roosevelt still hax
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 12:49PM||View Afterthotz's Profile | #|
WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH PILLS?
KILL THAT ****ING GHOST
|Posted On: 09/21/2010 12:51PM||View Johnald The Robo...'s Profile | #|