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Writing Describe video games in haiku

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

For those of you unfamiliar with haiku, it’s a kind of Japanese poetry consisting of 3 lines, in the following format:

5 syllables

7 syllables

5 syllables

Annnnnnd go.

Shadow of the Colossus:

Where is the damn thing

Is it behind that mountain

Oh god what the hell

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Uncharted 2:

Oh man this game rules

It’s like Indiana Jones

Jumped up on cocaine

Something_Wi-
tty

Avatar: 32289 2010-01-24 16:35:06 -0500

[Team Shortbus]

Level 26 Permanoob

OH GOD WHAT THE **** IS THAT MY HEAD JUST GOT DECAPITATED

Shin Megami Tensei: Nocturne -

Bye world, hi demons

Like Pokemon but awesome

**** YOU MATADOR

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

Super Mario Bros.



I was a Plumber

Now I must go kill Bowzer

The tail is SWEET though

smuglinuxusi-
ngguy

Avatar: Hacker Man w/ Goggles

[Brainfreeze]

Level 21 Hacker

“Buffer Overflower”

linux has no games

unless you installings wine

then linux plays games

xxEmoxKidxx

Avatar: 102681 2011-08-02 00:21:53 -0400
12

[A Beautiful Place -
Out in the Country
]

Level 69 Emo Kid

“The Infinite Sadness”

Dead Space

What the hell is that

I’m scared ****less by these things

Get me off this ship.

man-man

Avatar: 156485 2010-01-24 16:36:14 -0500
24

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

Selfish fine upstanding member of society

HL2:

Oh hey guys, what’s up?

Wait, I’ve been asleep how long?

BRB, nude mod.


HL2:Ep2

Goddamn aliens,

So many skulls to bash in,

With my garden gnome


TF2:

Headshot, sticky-trap,

Backstab, afterburn, crocket.

****ing **** ****ers.


Left4Dead:

Zombies everywhere,

Not enough bullets or time,

TAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANK

man-man edited this message on 09/21/2010 8:54AM

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Cut-scenes everywhere

Gongora is such a prick

Sed loves his Momma

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Freerun like a boss

Too bad its a three hour game

Where is the sequel

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Watch as I play Ike

Every bumon I hit rapes

I am just so good

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Any online game

I join a random server

biggest fabulous persons ever

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

She was my baby

But shes in a better place

Sweet companion cube

CHALKONEUPTO-
DALORD

Avatar: 49117 2011-10-31 03:55:43 -0400

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 10 Camwhore

You should listen to the groovy trip-hop in my sig

Whip some **** fly bum

Then Shredder warps me through time

I’m Sewer Surfin’

CHALKONEUPTODALORD edited this message on 09/21/2010 9:28AM

SanDyk

Avatar: 175636 2012-01-01 09:50:12 -0500
21

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 69 Troll

I am the internet equivelent of Jon Stewart! Except less funny...

I am the milkman

My milk is delicious lawl

(he doesn’t say lawl)

SanDyk edited this message on 09/21/2010 9:57AM

Bacchus

Avatar: 224220 2013-12-30 13:01:13 -0500
14

[This klans name is-
precisely fifty c-
haracters long
]

Level 69 Troll

I AM ALSO A STUPID ****WAD

CHALKONEUPTODALORD Posted:

Any online game

I join a random server

biggest fabulous persons ever

Stop winning!!

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

Death is missing.

Let’s send a shaggy wizard.

Godspeed, you coward.

King Krimson

Avatar: King Krimson's Avatar
11

[Snobby McSnobbers-
ons
]

Level 69 Troll

A lot fo kewl boiz wer it ok!

One thing on my mind:

I want to be a Pirate!

Ghost Pirates be damned.

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Who is this old guy?

Cain: Stay a while, and listen!

Identifier

Log in to see images!

Afterthotz

Avatar: 187543 2010-01-24 16:13:10 -0500
28

[Brainfreeze]

Level 69 Hacker

I lurk much better than I post - and my lurking skills really suck.

Civilization

The fifth version released

Roosevelt still hax

Johnald The -
Robot

Avatar: 211354 2011-08-21 16:08:15 -0400
10

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Permanoob

JUST ANOTHER BRAINFREEZE REJECT

****ING PACMAN

WHY DO YOU EAT SO MUCH PILLS?

KILL THAT ****ING GHOST

notallcapsincd

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