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Poetry CONTEST: The Businessman's Handshake

twas

Avatar: 40896 2011-11-01 00:47:59 -0400
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[Forumwarz One Act -
Players
]

Level 35 Troll

Wher Have My Poor Imaginary Wife and Child Gone

The Businessman’s Handshake – 45 BP

In this contest I would like you to create a business card for Javier Bootyhole. I leave the design to your pleasure; whether to include a picture or make it elegant, whatever. Though, I do require name, title, and some douchy quote because this is Javier. As I said do with it as you please. And so if you find yourself without adequate tools you can create an ascii version, if that is the correct term.

If you would rather make one for Evil Trout then so be it.

Not required, but I would appreciate a fake phone number and/or email address.

Contest will end two weeks from now.

No limit.

Trolling allowed.

If there is anything I did not address message me or post below.

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

ok

Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

damn shoulda made it a 416 number with an address on church street

That Reactio-
n Face Guy

Avatar: 223807 2009-12-29 01:30:17 -0500
11

Level 69 Troll

THIS IS MY CONFUSED FACE

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

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FAIL

Avatar: 36735 2011-07-31 00:53:35 -0400
6

[Full of SbumSS]

Level 25 Re-Re

Head of the Ministry of Well-Timed Jokes

FAIL Posted:

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“bonersinmymouth.com” is a quote from JB, not a website btw…

whoops

Patently Chi-
ll Prestidig-
itator

Avatar: 128746 2011-10-09 04:24:59 -0400
8

[love is a dog from-
hell
]

Level 69 Troll

Celerysteve is incredible... he is just so... so incredible.

oh i got this

male reproductive organFACEPANTS

Avatar: 60174 2010-06-14 22:20:22 -0400
18

[7 VIBRATING DOLDOES]

Level 65 Troll

REDNECK fine upstanding member of societyfabulous person WHORE

Reserving this for later.

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

I’ll just save this here.

thew00

Avatar: 51460 2010-11-03 22:07:34 -0400
4

[Dom Jihad]

Level 65 Hacker

IM SUCH A fabulous person. I JUST WISH I WAS COOL BUT IM GERMAN. WAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHHH HH

i might give it a shot

Celerysteve

Avatar: 61989 2011-12-28 11:21:37 -0500
24

[Temple of the Anth-
ropomorphic Majesty
]

Level 35 Troll

Right from the moment when I saw Saw, I laughed.

Lee_Harvey_Oswald Posted:

FAIL Posted:

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Melanin-Enha-
nced Individ-
ual

Avatar: 174541 2012-01-02 15:34:06 -0500

[enjoy GANG]

Level 35 Troll

If I can write this, my whole life has been wasted. I'm worthless and awful.

Celerysteve Posted:

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Adapt

Avatar: 58104 2011-10-31 21:36:25 -0400
16

[Grey Goose Mafiosi]

Level 48 Camwhore

Celerysteve Changed Adapt's Custom Title

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Skyman747

Avatar: 115546 2011-07-31 00:23:14 -0400
17

[Harem and Sushi Bar]

Level 69 Hacker

DIRTY ****ING fine upstanding member of society woman's genitals

I would like to point out this is to make a business card for Javier Bootyhole, not Mike Drach, so I am not sure why LHO and Fail posted their pictures here.

Jalapeno Boo-
tyhole

MODERATOR
Avatar: 44 2012-11-06 12:31:55 -0500

[Crotch Zombie]

Level 44 Emo Kid

Happy fifth anniversary, Forumwarz! :pumpaul:

Skyman747 Posted:

I would like to point out this is to make a business card for Javier Bootyhole, not Mike Drach, so I am not sure why LHO and Fail posted their pictures here.

Indeed. I, Javier “Jalapeno” Bootyhole, am just a simple emo kid who happens to administrate this website.

Although I’m a great admirer of handsome celebrity writer/humanitarian Mike Drach, we are not one and the same.

Jakeinator

Avatar: Red Green Flashing
6

[WeChall is a ****ty klan]

Level 18 Troll

“Li'l Hellraiser”

However I will reserve this for later.

Inconnu

Avatar: 48966 2011-07-31 19:36:53 -0400
100

[The Scrotal Safety-
Commission
]

Level 69 Camwhore

Qui est cette chienne

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TUBSWEETIE

Avatar: 3450 2011-07-31 00:45:06 -0400
28

[And The Banned Pla-
yed On
]

Level 37 Troll

MY MEMORY IS THAT OF A SMALL GRAPE

inconnus is surprisingly amazing

Aurum

Avatar: Code (Green)
7

[Lee Harvey Oswalds-
Orphan Powered De-
ath Machine
]

Level 61 Hacker

INCIT is like my birthday party but with more people

Can I have the phone number area codes for JB’s residence and office or something similar?

Make it look more authentic, y’know?

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