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Smurf's Rules for a Better Tommorow
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I’m ****ing bored out of my mind, and my a/c is broken. So I thought I’d make a list of rules or something w/e. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:39PM |
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1. No good deed goes unpunished.
Try it. Do something nice for someone and see how long it takes for life to **** all over you. In my experience, it’s a matter of hours, an afternoon at most. This rule is the opposite of karma, and thus more accurate. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:41PM |
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2. Repetition is the root of all insanity.
Simple exercise, say the same word over and over for at least five minutes. Notice how it begins to sound foreign, like it has no meaning? This is your mind beginning to break from reality to escape the repetition. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:42PM |
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3. The truth will not set you free. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:49PM |
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4. This rule intentionally left blank. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 2:50PM |
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5. Log in to see images!
I'M A SIG-DISABLING COCKMONGLER
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 3:06PM |
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4. Never believe anything you read. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 3:06PM |
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4. An idle mind is the devil’s playground. Keep your mind interesting so the devil won’t be so damn bored. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 3:07PM |
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4. **** counting. 4 is where it’s at. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 3:08PM |
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4. Never trust a junkie. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 3:56PM |
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Count_Smurf Posted:
There is something about yourself that you don’t know. Something that you will deny even exists, until it’s too late to do anything about it. It’s the only reason you get up in the morning. The only reason you suffer the ****ty puss, the blood, the sweat and the tears. This is because you want people to know how good, attractive, generous, funny, wild and clever you really are. Fear or revere me, but please, think I’m special. We share an addiction. We’re approval junkies. We’re all in it for the slap on the back and the gold watch. The hip-hip-hoo-****in’ rah. Look at the clever boy with the badge, polishing his trophy. Shine on you crazy diamond, because we’re just monkeys wrapped in suits, begging for the approval of others.
The End.
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 4:04PM |
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Mr Cotton Posted:
The only part I read. Log in to see images!
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 4:27PM |
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Mr Cotton Posted:
That is so clever and original. However did you figure out how to do that? |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 4:40PM |
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4. Urban hippies are all hypocrites. Living in the middle of a metropolis while condemning commerce and industry as evil makes you a hypocrite, so shut the **** up and take a shower. Patchouli does not hide three-day funk like you think it does. |
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| Posted On: 09/16/2010 11:57PM |
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Count_Smurf Posted:
****in hipsters Log in to see images! |
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| Posted On: 09/17/2010 12:08AM |
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:
yes, ****ing hipsters, indeed. not the same as hippies, though. both suck bum in large quantities, but for different reasons. |
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| Posted On: 09/17/2010 12:09AM |
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sdgrbbum09 Posted:**** off hipsters are great Joseph of Suburbia Posted:
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| Posted On: 09/17/2010 1:42AM |
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Count_Smurf Posted: It’s ok,really! You can take your rage out on me. It’s better to let it out,rather than bottle it all up so it eats away inside you. These words that I posted (whether mine or not) seem to have had an effect on you. Maybe you need to look at why? Maybe you need to move on past the pointless urges to gain popularity and attention. p.s. You just lost the game.
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| Posted On: 09/17/2010 5:08AM |
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| Posted On: 09/17/2010 1:54PM |
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